What 1 thing can you do better than your significant other?

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  • Matt_Wild
    Matt_Wild Posts: 2,673 Member
    Loving her more than she appreciates herself, such an amazing woman :smile:
  • TheRealParisLove
    TheRealParisLove Posts: 1,907 Member
    Financial management. Which is strange because he is much better at math than I am. But his math skills are more 3 dimensional, like he can calculate how many bags of concrete are necessary to make a sidewalk, stuff like that. You'd think he could also figure out how much money he has left in his account, but still gives him quite a bit of trouble.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    rationalize \m/
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    take a punch
  • dare2love81
    dare2love81 Posts: 928 Member
    Everything. Oh. Wait...that's mainly cuz I'm single. :smokin:
  • Jxnsmma
    Jxnsmma Posts: 919 Member
    Everything. and no Im not kidding, or exaggerating, or being full of myself.

    OH, except control the beeper and make a couch groove.

    I was wrong... he is better than me at a couple things

    :grumble:
  • Mama_Jag
    Mama_Jag Posts: 474 Member
    Ovulate.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    complain, whine, b!itch, nag . . . srsly.

    Also, I'm pretty confident that my culinary skills put him to shame and it's why he puts up with all of the above.
  • acloern1985
    acloern1985 Posts: 71 Member
    Wake up in the morning. I jump out of bed ready to go! He likes to sleep until...well, either I wake him up or he sleeps til early afternoon.
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    I'm better with financial management, organization, and sticking to something.

    She's better with home decor, fashion, cooking, and nude sunbathing in St. Martin. I tried the latter and we both agreed that she's better at it.
  • erinfog
    erinfog Posts: 95 Member
    boggle and managing money.
  • katcunock
    katcunock Posts: 664 Member
    Drive a speedboat.
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    Anything having to do with technology from programming the remote to the computer.
  • katcunock
    katcunock Posts: 664 Member
    Drive..and I dont care what he says. You have to pray for your soul before getting in the car with him.

    this. And I haven't even passed my driving test whereas he has been driving for 22ish years
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    Give a bj. At least I hope I do it better.

    lol. This is a given. The only exception may be Will Ferrell and the SNL skit where he was finally able to "take care of himself." hilarious!
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Cook and climb hills on my bike.
  • tabinmaine
    tabinmaine Posts: 965 Member
    Change the toilet paper roll..... :huh:
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Many things, but the one that really sticks out is doing the dishes and/or loading the dishwasher. I ALWAYS have to re-wash stuff when he does them.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    I can "write my name in the snow". She can too, but it's nearly illegible.
  • veggieshark
    veggieshark Posts: 153 Member
    make cat sounds
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    I can "write my name in the snow". She can too, but it's nearly illegible.

    I despise poor penmanship. Indicative of criminal tendencies...
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    Program a universal remote control.
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    Roll sushi.
  • Fox_n_sox
    Fox_n_sox Posts: 283 Member
    When I had a significant other, I was better at A LOT of things. Cooking, cleaning, taking care of the baby, laundry, managing my time, etc.
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    Split firewood

    JM
  • Cinflo58
    Cinflo58 Posts: 326 Member
    reamin calm when things go wrong - he flies off the handle
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    Pee standing up....
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    Program a universal remote control.

    Actually there's another thing: use a universal remote control.

    Really, universal remote controls are dubious affairs.
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    Write my name in the snow when nature calls...
  • 4x4play
    4x4play Posts: 200 Member
    everything... because I don't have a significant other!

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