Love Dress...

chrissyh
chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the
door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was
playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?!" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law
answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained." It
excites him to no end.Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly
becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough
of me"

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch, waiting
for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in
and saw her laying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

He never heard the gunshot.

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  • ebkins7
    ebkins7 Posts: 427 Member
    That's funny! Thanks for making me laugh! :laugh:
  • m2kjenn
    m2kjenn Posts: 1,671 Member
    Too Funny!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • VballLeash
    VballLeash Posts: 2,456 Member
    HAHA WOW!!!!

    ~Leash :heart:
  • lt_mrcook
    lt_mrcook Posts: 389 Member
    Thanks! I so needed a laugh today...:)
  • oregonlady
    oregonlady Posts: 2,743 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    thank you!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    i have a dress like that. mine is getting a bit big and droops in funny places

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's just WRONG!!! LOL... Earl had to die!! :drinker:
  • JStarnes
    JStarnes Posts: 5,576 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • pipinana
    pipinana Posts: 2,356 Member
    LMAO!!!
  • busymom74
    busymom74 Posts: 3,341 Member
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love that!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Chenoachem
    Chenoachem Posts: 1,758 Member
    :happy: That's funny.
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    This reminds me of the time uncle mikey went to the brothel. He disrobed, and the lady noticed that he was,,, not blessed. Not blessed at all. Looked like he can smuggling a roll of dimes.

    "And just who do you plan to satify with that?",,, the lady asked.


    Uncle Mikey considered for a moment, and replied as only he could. "Me" :laugh:
  • tamelab
    tamelab Posts: 892 Member
    Good one, thanks!
  • ericac
    ericac Posts: 2,679
    This reminds me of the time uncle mikey went to the brothel. He disrobed, and the lady noticed that he was,,, not blessed. Not blessed at all. Looked like he can smuggling a roll of dimes.

    "And just who do you plan to satify with that?",,, the lady asked.


    Uncle Mikey considered for a moment, and replied as only he could. "Me" :laugh:

    Hahahahaha!!!!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    GASP! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's too funny!!
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