SEXERCISE! 100lbs lost

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csi4us

“I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session. It’s great exercise just jiggling around,”

I really doubt she has any idea how much it burns. Hard to find an HRM in Ginormous.

Hahaha! This is to funny!:laugh:

I'm gonna wear my HRM and report how many calories my husband burns cuz I think he will burn more calories than me! Hahaha!

Emma_Problema

It amazes me that posts hating on anorexics get deleted almost immediately and people make important points about judging people and being respectful. And this thread gets a little wag of the finger and people continue talking about "using flour to find the wet spot". It makes me stomach turn.

Yes. Very immature. I bet they get a kick out of drivel like this, too:



Ridiculous!

Yeah...it's not that it's immature. It's that it's hurtful and disrespectful. Perhaps the fact that you can't understand that is why you can't see the humor in the ermahgerd meme and why you stoop low enough to stalk the pictures on my profile to use as an attack against my arguments. LOLZ!

Bobby__Clerici

I'm kind of wondering how they...do it.

Like.. does he have to hold parts of her up, or what?

I'm not trying to be witty, either. It seems like it would be quite a hassle.

Maybe they work with the Cirque du Soleil....:laugh:

pastryari

I'm kind of wondering how they...do it.

Like.. does he have to hold parts of her up, or what?

I'm not trying to be witty, either. It seems like it would be quite a hassle.

She put their sex life out there for the media. I think it's safe to say that it's the world's business now.

Yeah, no. She said that she had one. She said that it helped her lose weight. In no way did she "put her sex life out there". Definitely not enough to be asking logistically detailed questions. And by the way, just because an article was written about something doesn't make it "the world's business now". Journalism does not equal an all access pass.

Are you kidding me? Did you even read the article? They went into detail, for christs sake.

1 - how many times a day they have sex.
2 - how many calories she burns per sex session.

Direct quotes:

“It’s hard to position her and find her pleasure spots as she has a lot of fat in the pelvic area,” he told the magazine. “But it turns me on knowing she’s satisfied. Although once, when she got on top, I couldn’t breathe."

“My bed is strengthened and, although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”

deeiam

I just happened to see this over on the side in the blogs, didn't click on the link, but read comments. NOT CLICKING ON THE LINK NOW!

BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY

Journalism does not equal an all access pass.

Dude, it's the New York Daily News.

Also, the public is going to opine about stories as they please. There is no controlling it.

BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY

Perhaps the fact that you can't understand that is why you can't see the humor in the ermahgerd meme and why you stoop low enough to stalk the pictures on my profile to use as an attack against my arguments. LOLZ!

I recognize the humor. I recognize it as a lame form of humor. Oh, and LOLZ!

dinosnopro

Dis is gettin good....A+ thread ladies.

LesleyGillan

I give you guys 3 guesses to what my husbands comment on this topic is..... bet you get it in 1 :blushing:

Emma_Problema

I'm kind of wondering how they...do it.

Like.. does he have to hold parts of her up, or what?

I'm not trying to be witty, either. It seems like it would be quite a hassle.

She put their sex life out there for the media. I think it's safe to say that it's the world's business now.

Yeah, no. She said that she had one. She said that it helped her lose weight. In no way did she "put her sex life out there". Definitely not enough to be asking logistically detailed questions. And by the way, just because an article was written about something doesn't make it "the world's business now". Journalism does not equal an all access pass.

Are you kidding me? Did you even read the article? They went into detail, for christs sake.

1 - how many times a day they have sex.
2 - how many calories she burns per sex session.

Direct quotes:

“It’s hard to position her and find her pleasure spots as she has a lot of fat in the pelvic area,” he told the magazine. “But it turns me on knowing she’s satisfied. Although once, when she got on top, I couldn’t breathe."

“My bed is strengthened and, although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”

I'm still having trouble seeing how this is the same level of intimate detail as asking how the parts go. She drapes a sheet over her. She's heavy so she can't be on top. Positioning is hard for obese people. Wow! Things I could never have figured out myself! So personal!

......although re-reading it.....I do kind of understand your point. There was a lot more about the sex in there than I remembered. I still don't think it gives people the right to ask really personal questions like that. But I understand how it would lead people to think they could.

*WHITE FLAG RAISED*

PikaKnight

I'm in, I am going to have the biggest right arm...

ROFLMAO!

hey, how YOU doin'...hahahahaha

LittleMiss_WillLoseIt

I'm kind of wondering how they...do it.

Like.. does he have to hold parts of her up, or what?

I'm not trying to be witty, either. It seems like it would be quite a hassle.

She put their sex life out there for the media. I think it's safe to say that it's the world's business now.

Yeah, no. She said that she had one. She said that it helped her lose weight. In no way did she "put her sex life out there". Definitely not enough to be asking logistically detailed questions. And by the way, just because an article was written about something doesn't make it "the world's business now". Journalism does not equal an all access pass.

Are you kidding me? Did you even read the article? They went into detail, for christs sake.

1 - how many times a day they have sex.
2 - how many calories she burns per sex session.

Direct quotes:

“It’s hard to position her and find her pleasure spots as she has a lot of fat in the pelvic area,” he told the magazine. “But it turns me on knowing she’s satisfied. Although once, when she got on top, I couldn’t breathe."

“My bed is strengthened and, although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”

I'm still having trouble seeing how this is the same level of intimate detail as asking how the parts go. She drapes a sheet over her. She's heavy so she can't be on top. Positioning is hard for obese people. Wow! Things I could never have figured out myself! So personal!

You are still talking....sheesh. *bangsheadondesk*

DuhhMuffin

I'm still having trouble seeing how this is the same level of intimate detail as asking how the parts go. She drapes a sheet over her. She's heavy so she can't be on top. Positioning is hard for obese people. Wow! Things I could never have figured out myself! So personal!

You know, when I said "parts," I meant her belly.

Tommy

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