Weight loss the "manly" way

msarro

1) Find a large vicious dog. Possibly at a junkyard.
2) Buy 2 large steaks. Tie one to each leg.
3) Unchain dog; run like hell.
4) Repeat until thin.

Post your own method, or discuss!

Mamakatspokane

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kiffypooh

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CherokeeBabe

Ask a Friend to prepare your parachute for you. If he's a good friend, and wants to help you lose weight, he'll pack it with 4 hand-pulls for the shute(3 that fail, 1 that doesn't), when you pull the first 3 and they don't work your heartrate will be very high, burning those fat cells into oblivion! Feel the Burn!

Vallandingham

Remind me never to go parachuting with you, CherokeeBabe. When I pulled the first time and it didn't open, that'd get my heart racing. When I pulled the second time and it didn't open, I'd "dump" 5 pounds. Third failed pull would kill me.

chgudnitz

Remind me never to go parachuting with you, CherokeeBabe. When I pulled the first time and it didn't open, that'd get my heart racing. When I pulled the second time and it didn't open, I'd "dump" 5 pounds. Third failed pull would kill me.

Ditto

CherokeeBabe

C'mon boys, what are you, Chicken? :devil:

LuckyLeprechaun

get a surgeon to amputate both your legs..... presto! 50 lbs lost in an hour



(don't try this at home folks)