Weight loss the "manly" way

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msarro
msarro Posts: 2,748 Member
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1) Find a large vicious dog. Possibly at a junkyard.
2) Buy 2 large steaks. Tie one to each leg.
3) Unchain dog; run like hell.
4) Repeat until thin.

Post your own method, or discuss!

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  • Mamakatspokane
    Mamakatspokane Posts: 3,098 Member
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  • kiffypooh
    kiffypooh Posts: 1,045 Member
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  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
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    Ask a Friend to prepare your parachute for you. If he's a good friend, and wants to help you lose weight, he'll pack it with 4 hand-pulls for the shute(3 that fail, 1 that doesn't), when you pull the first 3 and they don't work your heartrate will be very high, burning those fat cells into oblivion! Feel the Burn!
  • Vallandingham
    Vallandingham Posts: 2,177
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    Remind me never to go parachuting with you, CherokeeBabe. When I pulled the first time and it didn't open, that'd get my heart racing. When I pulled the second time and it didn't open, I'd "dump" 5 pounds. Third failed pull would kill me.
  • chgudnitz
    chgudnitz Posts: 4,079
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    Remind me never to go parachuting with you, CherokeeBabe. When I pulled the first time and it didn't open, that'd get my heart racing. When I pulled the second time and it didn't open, I'd "dump" 5 pounds. Third failed pull would kill me.
    Ditto
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
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    C'mon boys, what are you, Chicken? :devil: :wink:
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    get a surgeon to amputate both your legs..... presto! 50 lbs lost in an hour



    (don't try this at home folks)

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