I think my cat is cheating on me........

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  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
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    Pee on the floor outside of the master bedroom, and take a dump in the kitchen, like this lady.

    That'll show 'em.
    http://www.thebuzz.com/pages/theresa.html?article=10684904

    And shoot up the x-mas lights. I heard that on the radio today.
    LOL Now we all know how to handle a situation like this.
  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
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    I had a lady two blocks away bring back my cats collar one time. She found it her catnip patch in her nackyard =)
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    I had a lady two blocks away bring back my cats collar one time. She found it her catnip patch in her nackyard =)

    Cats are ho's for catnip.
  • theskinnyonme
    theskinnyonme Posts: 443 Member
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    Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.
  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
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    I had a lady two blocks away bring back my cats collar one time. She found it her catnip patch in her nackyard =)

    Cats are ho's for catnip.

    that's why I'd never grow it my yard.
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.

    Can cats get std's? Never thought of that....
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    I had a lady two blocks away bring back my cats collar one time. She found it her catnip patch in her nackyard =)

    Cats are ho's for catnip.

    that's why I'd never grow it my yard.

    There would be a cat orgy going on.
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
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    I had a lady two blocks away bring back my cats collar one time. She found it her catnip patch in her nackyard =)

    Cats are ho's for catnip.

    that's why I'd never grow it my yard.

    There would be a cat orgy going on.
    EVERYONE KNOWS-YOU CAN'T TURN A HO INTO A HOUSEWIFE.
  • Lifetimegoals
    Lifetimegoals Posts: 29 Member
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    Well, I'd bet it has needs and you don't meet them. Watch out. Next, it is going to air your dirty laundry in this forum, wait and see.
  • spetermann190
    spetermann190 Posts: 289 Member
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    Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.

    Can cats get std's? Never thought of that....

    Clean well groomed ones are usually ok???? .. sometimes ok?????? oh hell, take your chances, they worth it ;)
  • spetermann190
    spetermann190 Posts: 289 Member
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    Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.

    Can cats get std's? Never thought of that....

    Clean well groomed ones are usually ok???? .. sometimes ok?????? oh hell, take your chances, they worth it ;)
    Just let the BIG DOG Eat!!
  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
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    I had a lady two blocks away bring back my cats collar one time. She found it her catnip patch in her nackyard =)

    Cats are ho's for catnip.

    that's why I'd never grow it my yard.

    There would be a cat orgy going on.
    EVERYONE KNOWS-YOU CAN'T TURN A HO INTO A HOUSEWIFE.

    This has officially morphed =)
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.

    Can cats get std's? Never thought of that....

    Clean well groomed ones are usually ok???? .. sometimes ok?????? oh hell, take your chances, they worth it ;)

    Sometimes the best packaging hides the worst merchandise.
  • meerkat70
    meerkat70 Posts: 4,616 Member
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    Get a dog and make it jealous, it'll either come around and realize it was yours all along, or piss in your shoes in anger.

    I had a girlfriend whose dog pissed in my shoes.

    She *said* it was the dog....
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    Get a dog and make it jealous, it'll either come around and realize it was yours all along, or piss in your shoes in anger.

    I had a girlfriend whose dog pissed in my shoes.

    She *said* it was the dog....

    Touchee!
  • nmtGurl
    nmtGurl Posts: 159 Member
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    It goes out. Stays out all night. Then comes back to eat and sleep.... What should I do???

    When it's out, change the locks
    Get a dog and make it jealous, it'll either come around and realize it was yours all along, or piss in your shoes in anger.

    I had a girlfriend whose dog pissed in my shoes.

    My previous dog crapped on my ex's clothes laying on the floor when I first started seeing him.
  • spetermann190
    spetermann190 Posts: 289 Member
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    Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.

    Can cats get std's? Never thought of that....

    Clean well groomed ones are usually ok???? .. sometimes ok?????? oh hell, take your chances, they worth it ;)

    Sometimes the best packaging hides the worst merchandise.

    Agreed But if the Cat REALLY smells .... nothing good there ... best just let her do her business somewhere else
  • LisaH1967
    LisaH1967 Posts: 332 Member
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    Sounds like you two need to have a heart to heart talk. Let her know how her staying out all night makes you feel. If it's meant to be she will change her ways. lol
  • PinkyKiwii
    PinkyKiwii Posts: 512 Member
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    You reffered to her as an "It". You don't deserve her Charlie!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    Ugh, not sure why the gif isn't showing up :grumble: ..but here's the link...
    funny-gif-cat-troll.gif

    http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-cat-troll.gif

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