I think my cat is cheating on me........
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Just let the BIG DOG Eat!!Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.
Can cats get std's? Never thought of that....
Clean well groomed ones are usually ok???? .. sometimes ok?????? oh hell, take your chances, they worth it
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EVERYONE KNOWS-YOU CAN'T TURN A HO INTO A HOUSEWIFE.I had a lady two blocks away bring back my cats collar one time. She found it her catnip patch in her nackyard
Cats are ho's for catnip.
that's why I'd never grow it my yard.
There would be a cat orgy going on.
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Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.
Can cats get std's? Never thought of that....
Clean well groomed ones are usually ok???? .. sometimes ok?????? oh hell, take your chances, they worth it
Sometimes the best packaging hides the worst merchandise.0 -
Get a dog and make it jealous, it'll either come around and realize it was yours all along, or piss in your shoes in anger.
I had a girlfriend whose dog pissed in my shoes.
She *said* it was the dog....0 -
Get a dog and make it jealous, it'll either come around and realize it was yours all along, or piss in your shoes in anger.
I had a girlfriend whose dog pissed in my shoes.
She *said* it was the dog....
Touchee!0 -
It goes out. Stays out all night. Then comes back to eat and sleep.... What should I do???
When it's out, change the locksGet a dog and make it jealous, it'll either come around and realize it was yours all along, or piss in your shoes in anger.
I had a girlfriend whose dog pissed in my shoes.
My previous dog crapped on my ex's clothes laying on the floor when I first started seeing him.0 -
Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.
Can cats get std's? Never thought of that....
Clean well groomed ones are usually ok???? .. sometimes ok?????? oh hell, take your chances, they worth it
Sometimes the best packaging hides the worst merchandise.
Agreed But if the Cat REALLY smells .... nothing good there ... best just let her do her business somewhere else0 -
Sounds like you two need to have a heart to heart talk. Let her know how her staying out all night makes you feel. If it's meant to be she will change her ways. lol0
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You reffered to her as an "It". You don't deserve her Charlie!0
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Ugh, not sure why the gif isn't showing up :grumble: ..but here's the link...
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You reffered to her as an "It". You don't deserve her Charlie!
I am guilty of so much worse.0 -
It goes out. Stays out all night. Then comes back to eat and sleep.... What should I do???
When it's out, change the locksGet a dog and make it jealous, it'll either come around and realize it was yours all along, or piss in your shoes in anger.
I had a girlfriend whose dog pissed in my shoes.
My previous dog crapped on my ex's clothes laying on the floor when I first started seeing him.
I'd call that a Service Dog.0 -
Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.
Can cats get std's? Never thought of that....
Nothing worse than a smelly cat, especially when they insist on rubbing there stink all over you.
Clean well groomed ones are usually ok???? .. sometimes ok?????? oh hell, take your chances, they worth it
Sometimes the best packaging hides the worst merchandise.
Agreed But if the Cat REALLY smells .... nothing good there ... best just let her do her business somewhere else0 -
Yes mine cheats on me. Goes to crazy lady down the road (serves tuna). To make it worse he brings another cat with him back to my place. So I guess that cat is cheating on someone else.
Can cats get std's? Never thought of that....
Clean well groomed ones are usually ok???? .. sometimes ok?????? oh hell, take your chances, they worth it
Sometimes the best packaging hides the worst merchandise.
Agreed But if the Cat REALLY smells .... nothing good there ... best just let her do her business somewhere else
Nothing worse than a smelly cat, especially when they insist on rubbing there stink all over you.0 -
But I Bet the Big Dog still eat her if you decide to quit putting up with it .... but then what if you were Wrong about her??? Maybe she only has a "friend"?0
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But then I guess I shouldn't just Assume your cat is female???? Tom cats are even worse about spreading their love (and stink) around .... Regardless ... dogs are usually much more loyal/useful/..... unless you have a rodent infestation!?!? I still say go with the Big Dog0
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^^ This made me LOL!!! Nice
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Ha Ha, this is great. I was thinking about starting another thread, "My dog thinks I'm cheating on her". Whenever I come home from an adoption event, she sniffs me and gives me a look letting me know she doesn't appreciate me hanging out with other dogs.0
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^^ This made me LOL!!! Nice
You inspired me when you were talking about spreading their stink around :P0 -
Ugh, not sure why the gif isn't showing up :grumble: ..but here's the link...
http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-cat-troll.gif
ROFL!0 -
Perhaps she's only cheating on the litter box...0
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We have this fat cat - part bobcat...fat, fat, fat.....huge cat!
Neutered...
And he goes around the neighborhood to friendly homes and eats all day.
Bobcat knows who will feed him.
And then he comes home stuffed and just plops down in the middle of the floor and sleeps for hours.
It's like he died or something right in the middle of a room or the hall...wherever....:smokin:
This all started after my wife put him on a diet.
Bobcat was like "UP YOURS".....0 -
She's with ME, ALL night long.0
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