My wife talks to other women too much

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  • zombie_porno
    zombie_porno Posts: 199 Member
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    She's plotting with us to leave you because you're a paranoid controlling weirdo. Truth.

    Fist bump.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
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    She said "Zzzz Zzzz" which I'll go ahead and interpret as no...
  • KristysLosing
    KristysLosing Posts: 683
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    Is it cheating if she's with another woman?

    Only if I don't get to watch

    See...told ya!
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
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    Having a conversation at work one day with my coworkers....

    Me: Am I the only one who laughs when I am flipping through the channels and come up on the channel The BBC ?


    Coworkers then stare at me. A couple of them walk away.

    You're not alone, friend.
  • sm1zzle
    sm1zzle Posts: 920 Member
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    In the cornfields of Illinois we say BBT..

    *****es%20be%20tripping%20ebay.jpg
  • sm1zzle
    sm1zzle Posts: 920 Member
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    In the cornfields of Illinois we say BBT..

    beyatches be trippin'.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    Ingredients you need

    Baileys Irish Cream
    Banana
    Banana Liqueur
    Ice
    Pina Colada Mix
    Dark Rum

    How to make a Bailey's Banana Colada (bbc) Put banana and liqueur into blender until it is a thick paste then add bailey's to taste and pina colada mix and rum. Blend well then add ice blend until smooth and enjoy! Type of drink Cocktail Recommended glass Coupette Glass

    video
    http://youtu.be/s2F4ZWTjwTU
  • sm1zzle
    sm1zzle Posts: 920 Member
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    *kitten*, if my partner stereotyped women the way the OP just did, I would need to spend a ton more time talking to other women, too...

    typical woman.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    Is it cheating if she's with another woman?

    Only if I don't get to watch

    did you ask yet?:angry:

    Wait. Some girls say no to this?
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
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    In the cornfields of Illinois we say BBT..

    *****es%20be%20tripping%20ebay.jpg

    But then you don't get to say BBC. Twice the fun, really.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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    Maybe you should be more interesting. Then that wouldn't happen.
  • sm1zzle
    sm1zzle Posts: 920 Member
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    In the cornfields of Illinois we say BBT..

    *****es%20be%20tripping%20ebay.jpg

    But then you don't get to say BBC. Twice the fun, really.

    BBC still gets thrown around from time to time in off color jokes.
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
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    Maybe you should be more interesting. Then that wouldn't happen.

    We can't all be mutants, babe.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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    Maybe you should be more interesting. Then that wouldn't happen.

    We can't all be mutants, babe.

    ;-)

    Being an interesting guy isn't a mutation.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
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    Maybe you should be more interesting. Then that wouldn't happen.

    We can't all be mutants, babe.

    ;-)

    Being an interesting guy isn't a mutation.

    Let's explore this. Define interesting
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
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    Maybe you should be more interesting. Then that wouldn't happen.

    We can't all be mutants, babe.

    ;-)

    Being an interesting guy isn't a mutation.

    You can't deny it helps with the ladies. Mostly because BBC. My point still stands.
  • justkeepswimng
    justkeepswimng Posts: 506
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    If she wasn't talking to her girlfriends, then she would have to take it all out on you and she would talk your ear off, probably while you're trying to watch football. Men should be grateful for their significant others having girlfriends that they can talk to.
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    Alex Posts: 10,149 MFP Staff
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