1 weird tip to get the body you always dreamed of...

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  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    what if I train firm or squishy?
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    what if I train firm or squishy?

    you get what you train for
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    According to the banner ad, the 1 tip is to always avoid bananas...
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
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    also - sleep, bathe & brush your teeth

    ...And your hair (if you have any)
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
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    What a shame. I thought you were going to sell me a pricey magic pill or smoothie.

    Disappointing.

    JM

    I can still sell you a magic smoothie recipe if you'd like...

    *any results experienced from drinking said smoothie are totally coincidental*
  • purplegoboom
    purplegoboom Posts: 400 Member
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    According to the banner ad, the 1 tip is to always avoid bananas...

    YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY BANANAS!
  • HJMAYES
    HJMAYES Posts: 72 Member
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    Wow - I thought I was in for a new idea. :ohwell:

    :bigsmile:
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
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    What if the body I always dreamed of is a strangely distorted caricature of the Loch Ness monster? I have strange dreams.
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
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    Dang it... * throws away rasperry ketones*

    Apart from Rasberry Ketones - everyone knows those and Acai berries work...
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,179 Member
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    I was going to go with abduction, but your way seems easier.
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
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    What if the body I always dreamed of is a strangely distorted caricature of the Loch Ness monster? I have strange dreams.

    Sorry, when I said 'you' I was pointing just past you to the person behind you. For the loch ness monster a diet of high calorie foods combined with a tube around the neck should be just fine.
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
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    what if I train firm or squishy?

    you get what you train for

    Which is exactly why I train awesome...
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
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    What if the body I always dreamed of is a strangely distorted caricature of the Loch Ness monster? I have strange dreams.

    Sorry, when I said 'you' I was pointing just past you to the person behind you. For the loch ness monster a diet of high calorie foods combined with a tube around the neck should be just fine.

    YESSSSSSS! DAIRY QUEEN, HERE I COME. PREPARE THE BLIZZARD FEEDBAG
  • m60kaf
    m60kaf Posts: 421 Member
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    awesome Dr Chris. Is there one simple mistake I am making that I can pay you to tell me about?
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
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    so I've been doing it all wrong? dangit
  • teamnevergoingback
    teamnevergoingback Posts: 368 Member
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    Eat right and train hard...done.
    Wait, that's two...

    Haha.
  • bettacheckyoself
    bettacheckyoself Posts: 570
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    or ....

    Photoshop
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    What if the body I always dreamed of is a strangely distorted caricature of the Loch Ness monster? I have strange dreams.

    eat scots and train strange!
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    or ....

    Photoshop

    I live out here in the 3D world...
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
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    No magic? I am disappoint.

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