Just Stop.

Troll

Quit saying you want to get fit and healthy but balking when someone suggests maybe walking instead of eating cake.
Stop making up injuries so you don't have to work out. Man up and say you don't want to.
Stop playing the "poor me" card. There are other peopke who have life harder than you and are still working out with more gumption.
Quit having a hissy fit over healthy food. Did you really think you could eat crap like you always have, sitting on your *kitten*, and just the words, "i want to lose weight," would melt the fat off you?
After being told your workout today includes pushups-Don't tell me, "no pushups, i want to do what you do to be in shape!" Honey, i do pushups.

I work out with the flu. With strep throat. I have done plyo with a broken foot. I walk my dogs six miles a day whether i want to or not, rain or shine. I lift weights and do cardio even when i am already done and exhausted because i have peoplewho rely on me for motivation. I don't eat junk. You either want it or you don't. i am not here to coddle you. you want a hug? call your grandma. i don't care about your excuses.

I don't have a magic weight loss pill that allows me to lift heavy and run fast. Im dedicated. I want ny body to act a certain way and look a certain way. Im prepared to work for it. If you aren't, i'll eat you alive.