Cat fight!

Z_I_L_L_A
Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
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So when a woman is fixing to get in a fight. What intimidating things do you say? I heard b*tch I'll punch you in the ovaries,lol.
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  • ELENA_Z
    ELENA_Z Posts: 78 Member
    lol.. ive never heard that before..
  • Findekano
    Findekano Posts: 116
    I haven't gotten into a physical fight since middle school. A girl had been pulling my hair and calling me a b*** all through a choir practice. After we left the auditorium, she kept up with the nasty names. I don't think I actually said anything, I just whipped around and slammed her in the face with my (quite heavy) art box.

    I wasn't a violent kid, but I REALLY didn't like being picked on.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
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  • JessieMaeH82
    JessieMaeH82 Posts: 79 Member
    we've all heard "in the taint"
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    We just slap each others hands and pull hair. Women shouldn't punch or anything because they might get bulky from overexerting themselves.
  • ashleen7
    ashleen7 Posts: 258 Member
    Why would you waste your time trash talking? A swift headbutt to the face usually solves things.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    catfight.gif

    HAHAHA!!
  • The_Outlaw_Torn
    The_Outlaw_Torn Posts: 67 Member
    I just know when the ear rings come off, the blood is about to flow.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    lol.. ive never heard that before..

    What the deuce?...your name is unacceptable!
  • CassieRoark
    CassieRoark Posts: 21
    We just slap each others hands and pull hair. Women shouldn't punch or anything because they might get bulky from overexerting themselves.

    Baaahahaha!!!
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    I haven't gotten into a physical fight since middle school. A girl had been pulling my hair and calling me a b*** all through a choir practice. After we left the auditorium, she kept up with the nasty names. I don't think I actually said anything, I just whipped around and slammed her in the face with my (quite heavy) art box.

    I wasn't a violent kid, but I REALLY didn't like being picked on.

    Badass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Jory2pointOh
    Jory2pointOh Posts: 38
    The two times I have gotten in a fight was "get your hands off him, *****" and then I waled on her. Of course after a few punches, they always pull me off her. lol I don't do those things anymore. The last one was about 10 years ago.
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    I usually just kick them in the taco...
  • Wen37
    Wen37 Posts: 218 Member
    I don't like all that going back and forth with the name calling and I'm going to do this to you. I don't have time for all of that. Lifes short ya know. Talk all you want I'm just going knock you out then go about business.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Oh and I've never been in a fight. Couldn't tell you.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    I thumped my sister last year and she went down like a sack of sh1t.:angry:
  • skydiveD30571
    skydiveD30571 Posts: 281 Member
    I was at a Denny's at 2am in the bad part of town (for reasons I wont mention) and watched one girl grap her glass of coke (the kind where the lower half of the glass is smaller than the top) and bash it across the face of another girl. Then all hell broke loose and they started scratching eachother. I lost interest and returned to my Grand Slam.
  • EmilyOfTheSun
    EmilyOfTheSun Posts: 1,548 Member
    "B*tch, don't make me take out my earrings!"

    If someone says that, you know it's about to get serious.
  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
    Why would you waste your time trash talking? A swift headbutt to the face usually solves things.

    Ah. Another student of Scottish Kung Fu!
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
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  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    "I will eat your babies B____!"

    -Dee. Always Sunny.
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    I was at a Denny's at 2am in the bad part of town (for reasons I wont mention) and watched one girl grap her glass of coke (the kind where the lower half of the glass is smaller than the top) and bash it across the face of another girl. Then all hell broke loose and they started scratching eachother. I lost interest and returned to my Grand Slam.

    That'd be a dissapointment. That's like starting out with a sledgehammer and then attempting to finish your opponent with a Lego hammer.

    I don't get into fistfights or shouting matches with people in general. I'm a bit of a *****, I'd get my *kitten* kicked and HARD. Knowing this keeps me out of situations where fistfights might be a problem.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Some girl pushed me outside a pub and I said "Push me again, b!tch I dare ya" and she did, and I fell.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Yoovie and I are going to wear Super Hero outfits and Wrestle in June.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Yoovie and I are going to wear Super Hero outfits and Wrestle in June.

    Youtube.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I got my *kitten* kicked by a girl when I was 12 and I got my face slapped when I was in college :)
  • silky_kitten
    silky_kitten Posts: 171 Member
    I've said "I'd like to punch her in the box"
  • RilantheFirebug
    RilantheFirebug Posts: 207 Member
    Some girl pushed me outside a pub and I said "Push me again, b!tch I dare ya" and she did, and I fell.

    I'm DYING. lol.
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Some girl pushed me outside a pub and I said "Push me again, b!tch I dare ya" and she did, and I fell.

    LOL.... talk about anti-climatic
  • cayadear
    cayadear Posts: 79 Member
    My boyfriend and I are very sarcastic and playful with each other.

    He'll say things like, "I'm going to *kitten*-smack you" or "Seriously? I will c*nt-punch you right now."

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