*kitten* runners say

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  • painauxraisin
    painauxraisin Posts: 299 Member
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    I run up hills for fun.



    You're mad!:noway:
  • painauxraisin
    painauxraisin Posts: 299 Member
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    My legs hurt, my heart and lungs are about to burst. I want to stop! That was wonderful! Lets do it again tomorrow!
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
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    I use a ton of body glide..(and it is not perverted)
  • numsquat
    numsquat Posts: 133
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    Joggers bop up and down at a stoplight, runners just stand there looking pissed.

    So true.

    "So, are you going out and in or looping?"

    And I love fartleks, especially when being chased by zombies.
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
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    "I just sharted"
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
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    Joggers bop up and down at a stoplight, runners just stand there looking pissed.
    I've never heard that but it's hilarious.
  • BarbellBlondieRuns
    BarbellBlondieRuns Posts: 511 Member
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    "35 degrees? Perfect!"
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
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    "35 degrees? Perfect!"

    Exactly. Might not even need gloves today. Woo hoo!
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    "I got attacked by a pack of yorkies today...."
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
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    Just pee on route
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    I'm going to be so fricking high in 30 minutes.
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
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    Snow day, no school, time to run!
  • avir8
    avir8 Posts: 671 Member
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    "I think one of my toenails is about to fall off"

    "Does this have GPS"

    "Injured my IT band"

    "I <3 Saucony/Mizuno/Brooks"
  • perfectingpatti
    perfectingpatti Posts: 1,037 Member
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    I'm tapering this weekend, so "only" running 12 miles.
  • SoontirFel
    SoontirFel Posts: 45 Member
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    Is it time to taper yet?
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    "*kitten*! My zune is dead! Great, now I've gotta HUM for thirty minutes."
  • sgtrowley
    sgtrowley Posts: 246 Member
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    (long trail run) "Keep an eye out, I gotta pee"
    (Loose shirt) "Damn, my nipples are chaffing"
    (Attractive person running towards you) "slow down the pace.." lol
    (Uneven ground) "F**K!!! I rolled my ankle!"
  • BAFilek
    BAFilek Posts: 139 Member
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    Joggers bop up and down at a stoplight, runners just stand there looking pissed.
    :heart: this!
  • Hadabetter
    Hadabetter Posts: 942 Member
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    That's your long run?...
  • 99clmsntgr
    99clmsntgr Posts: 777 Member
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    Things heard recently around my work or house:

    "It's just a short run tonite" (then, when asked how long) "5 ... 5 and a half." (promptly told I was nuts then asked what a "long" run would be) "On Saturdays I do 12-13...." (Promptly told that I wasn't just nuts, I was f*king nuts)

    Wife of 99clmsntgr - Are you sure you want to go play poker Friday night? We're running that 5K on Saturday morning
    99clmsntgr - Meh, the 5K's at 9:00, I'll be fine. It is *just* a 5K.

    "Hammie's a little sore, but that's what the IcyHOT is for."

    'Nah, I think I'll drop Son of 99clmsntgr off at day care then go run the bridge today. I haven't done that in a while and I enjoy it."

    Random neighbor in the 'hood: Nice shoes.
    99clmsntgr (wearing my bright green Brooks Pure Flows): Yeah, they're OK.
    Neighbor: I mean, I could see you coming from all the way down the street
    99clmsntgr: Yeah, well, these aren't even my "loud" shoes. (I have neon yellow New Balance Minimus in the closet I wear for cross-training)

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