People up for a laugh

Ian1993
Ian1993 Posts: 70
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Just thought I'd chuck a post out looking for new friends that r up for a laugh , so good old banter , jokes and all sorts .. It has to b fun this weight loss / healthy life style lark lol... I have some great friends and just want to add to the list :)

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  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,087 Member
    i have a funny joke i got from playboy:

    so a man bought a truth telling robot that slaps you in the face when you lie. at dinner that night the man asked his son what he did at this friends the night before. the son replied, "we watched toy story." at which point the robot slapped the son in the face. the son cried out, "ok ok, it was porn!" .. the father sternly says, "when i was your age i didnt even know what porn was!" at which point the robot slapped him in the face. the wife laughing, says, "oh boy is he your son!" at which point the robot slapped her square in the face. :)

    i thought it was funny at least lol :)
  • VelvetMornings
    VelvetMornings Posts: 66
    i have a funny joke i got from playboy:

    so a man bought a truth telling robot that slaps you in the face when you lie. at dinner that night the man asked his son what he did at this friends the night before. the son replied, "we watched toy story." at which point the robot slapped the son in the face. the son cried out, "ok ok, it was porn!" .. the father sternly says, "when i was your age i didnt even know what porn was!" at which point the robot slapped him in the face. the wife laughing, says, "oh boy is he your son!" at which point the robot slapped her square in the face. :)

    i thought it was funny at least lol :)
    Hahaha, That's a good one
  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
    i have a funny joke i got from playboy:

    so a man bought a truth telling robot that slaps you in the face when you lie. at dinner that night the man asked his son what he did at this friends the night before. the son replied, "we watched toy story." at which point the robot slapped the son in the face. the son cried out, "ok ok, it was porn!" .. the father sternly says, "when i was your age i didnt even know what porn was!" at which point the robot slapped him in the face. the wife laughing, says, "oh boy is he your son!" at which point the robot slapped her square in the face. :)

    i thought it was funny at least lol :)
    lol burn that was funny
  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
    knock knock........ whos there... dwain.... dwain who........? dwain the bath tub im dwounding..... lol.... hahaha lol i made myself laugh...

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