I just ate 1/2 a pizza!

ubermensch13
ubermensch13 Posts: 824 Member
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And my abs are now gone! I've lost 100 pounds off my bench press afterwards too! Cats and Dogs are living together, total hysteria!! After months of hard work, healthy eating and great results, this 1/2 pizza has ruined everything!!!
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  • loneworg
    loneworg Posts: 342 Member
    Just give up. I kid I kid. Seriously tho give up:yawn:
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    oh no. you'll never get that thigh gap now :sad:
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    That's what you get for half-assing it. Man up and eat the other half. :wink:
  • ubermensch13
    ubermensch13 Posts: 824 Member
    That's what you get for half-assing it. Man up and eat the other half. :wink:

    Damn! My wife already ate the other 1/2!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    It will be fine if you drink 64 glasses of water and some green tea extract pills.

    (Don't go the amateur route and drink 64 glasses of green tea instead, then it doesn't count as water)
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
    Don't forget the molasses diet where you only eat 5 tablespoons of molasses a day. The theory: it's so thick, the fat will stick to the molasses and exit your bum when you potty.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    Don't forget the molasses diet where you only eat 5 tablespoons of molasses a day. The theory: it's so thick, the fat will stick to the molasses and exit your bum when you potty.

    Did you just use potty as a verb? :laugh:
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Don't forget the molasses diet where you only eat 5 tablespoons of molasses a day. The theory: it's so thick, the fat will stick to the molasses and exit your bum when you potty.

    Did you just use potty as a verb? :laugh:

    I think yes. Bahaha!

    Although from a half a pizza, I really think you'll need to double or triple the amount of molasses you're eating; that's a lot of fat to potty out, you know?
  • strongmind_strongbody
    strongmind_strongbody Posts: 82
    Don't fret my friend. I have an herbal body wrap that will draw all those nasty pizza toxins out of your cells and give you even better abs than you had before. Just message me, and it can be yours for $29.95, plus shipping and handling of course...


    ....or you could just give up....
  • MLibby84
    MLibby84 Posts: 87
    you guys are very enteraining lol I laughed really hard about the potty thing too lol
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    It will be fine if you drink 64 glasses of water and some green tea extract pills.

    (Don't go the amateur route and drink 64 glasses of green tea instead, then it doesn't count as water)

    It may not count as water but you can make tuna brownies out of it instead!
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    But was it 1200 calories? Cause if it was under that your body was just going to go into starvation mode anyway.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    one of my friends gave up today after eating 2 cookies and a Milky Way. i think that could work here for you too.

    remember, winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

    :drinker:
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
    It will be fine if you drink 64 glasses of water and some green tea extract pills.

    (Don't go the amateur route and drink 64 glasses of green tea instead, then it doesn't count as water)

    It may not count as water but you can make tuna brownies out of it instead!

    Tuna brownies??? Ack!
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    Are you serious?? I heard 3 servings of dairy was good for weight loss. You didnt eat it right obviously, try eating it by chewing in a series of chews of no more than 3 per bite
  • sarahisme18
    sarahisme18 Posts: 574 Member
    That's what you get for half-assing it. Man up and eat the other half. :wink:

    So much truth. :laugh:
  • louiselebeau
    louiselebeau Posts: 220 Member
    Raspberry Ketone?
  • JenBrown0210
    JenBrown0210 Posts: 985 Member
    Are you serious?? I heard 3 servings of dairy was good for weight loss. You didnt eat it right obviously, try eating it by chewing in a series of chews of no more than 3 per bite

    I knew I have been chewing wrong!
  • mlondon8509
    mlondon8509 Posts: 28 Member
    Did you eat it before 6pm? If so, you are good. If not, yeah, give up.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    You should have sprinkled sensa on it.

    Now...you should do a cleanse or detox. There is one with lemon you can do. I heard if you heat it up enough you can turn it into a colonic.
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member
    Just break up! Hmmm...doesn't work as well here.
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
    surely your abs returned the moment you realised that the white house has declared pizza a vegetable.
  • amonkey794
    amonkey794 Posts: 651 Member
    Just eat negative calorie foods for three days while getting in at 4 hours of high intensity cardio
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    can i have the other half?
  • samantha1242
    samantha1242 Posts: 816 Member
    First world problems.
  • justkeepswimng
    justkeepswimng Posts: 506
    Don't forget the molasses diet where you only eat 5 tablespoons of molasses a day. The theory: it's so thick, the fat will stick to the molasses and exit your bum when you potty.

    Did you just use potty as a verb? :laugh:

    Obviously a parent. I am just an aunt that hangs around my niece and nephew a lot and I've found myself using potty as a verb even when I'm not around them. Oh the horrors!

    You know what's even more horrible? Eating 1/2 a pizza in one day! I've found that consistency is a great aid in losing weight, so as long as you eat 1/2 a pizza every day from here on out, you shouldn't have to worry. :huh:
  • Minnesota_Nice
    Minnesota_Nice Posts: 414 Member
    Did you at least drink beer with it too?
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Did you at least drink beer with it too?

    Minnesota always remembers the important questions :happy: :flowerforyou:
  • ubermensch13
    ubermensch13 Posts: 824 Member
    No, I"m not a fan of Beer. I went with wine. But you know, they say wine is good for you, so it will cancel the pizza out, right?
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    Totally worth it imo. MMMMM PIZZAAAAA

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