Attention resolutionist runners!

ThickMcRunFast
ThickMcRunFast Posts: 22,511 Member
in Fitness and Exercise
I LOVE that you're all out on the trails, I really do. Today was a beautiful day, and it would have made me sad if the trails were empty. I hope you all keep it up, and have fun exploring out there! But consider this a public service announcement: Please, if someone shouts 'on your left!' at you, that means they are coming up behind you on your left. It is not the time to (literally) stop and open your arms wide to embrace the day. Save that sh#t for the summit. I don't want to get skewered by a hiking pole again, or have to jump off track and nearly bust my ankle to avoid you. Also, please do not make out with your SO in daylight in the middle of the popular trail. Fitness is sexy, but no one wants to see that. Take it to a more private area. Watch out for snakes.

Rant over. Stay safe and smart out there!

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  • Duck_Puddle
    Duck_Puddle Posts: 3,237 Member
    And please pick up your dog's turds-for real. And don't take your dog running on a busy trail with a retractable leash-that's just a giant trip-wire (into the pile of dog turds you didn't pick up). And if there's a sign that says which direction you're supposed to go on a loop on a given day, it's not "cool" to be different-just go clockwise or counterclockwise like the sign says-otherwise I'll push you off the ravine where it's too narrow to have traffic going 2 directions (because I have no patience for taking a 5 minute break to clear up a traffic jam because you either can't read or don't know which direction is counterclockwise). And I'm pretty sure there are even more dog turds down at the bottom of the ravine.

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