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I posted this on my page last night:
The Garlic Diet...you don't lose weight, you just look thinner from a distance.0 -
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping."0 -
LOL. I thought I new all the blonde jokes but that one is new to me!0
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my toddler does this to me!0 -
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stop lying to yourself!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This one is Hilarious!0 -
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