Let's Juice

kharvey08
kharvey08 Posts: 6 Member
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7 days of juicing!!! Who's in?
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  • Trosemims
    Trosemims Posts: 16 Member
    I'm in! I'm new to juicing, but I actually like it!
  • kit_katty
    kit_katty Posts: 992 Member
    I haven't figured out the point of juicing...
  • classycouture
    classycouture Posts: 888 Member
    Can I put vodka in my juice?
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
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  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    No
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    Came in for another Lance Armstrong thread....left disappointed.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Juice has too much carbs and sugar in it!!!!
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Sounds like a procrastination tactic. How about implementing a good healthy routine right away instead of postponing until after 7 days of malnutrition.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    I haven't figured out the point of juicing...

    to get jacked
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    No thank you. Thanks for asking.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    No
    :angry:
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
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  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    I haven't figured out the point of juicing...

    to get jacked

    I thought this thread was about that.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    So I juice all my vegetables and fruit and drink them through a straw while ignoring my other dietary needs. Yea, sounds like a plan. :noway:
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    No thanks, I quit.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Can you juice pork chops?
    If not, I'm out.
  • Bethie_B
    Bethie_B Posts: 292 Member
    I think I'll just stick with, you know, *actual* food.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Can you juice cake? If not, eff that.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Can you juice cake? If not, eff that.

    Protip: instead of baking it, you can chug the batter.
  • devontie
    devontie Posts: 4
    I like the idea of juicing, I am just too lazy.
  • JenniBaby85
    JenniBaby85 Posts: 855 Member
    Sounds like a procrastination tactic. How about implementing a good healthy routine right away instead of postponing until after 7 days of malnutrition.

    :drinker: Win!
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
    Can you juice cake? If not, eff that.

    Protip: instead of baking it, you can chug the batter.

    Wait, people actually bake batter?
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
    Juice has too much carbs and sugar in it!!!!

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  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I actually prefer to chew my food.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    Sounds like a procrastination tactic. How about implementing a good healthy routine right away instead of postponing until after 7 days of malnutrition.


    :heart:
  • MrsSardone
    MrsSardone Posts: 194 Member
    I like the idea of juicing, I am just too lazy.

    Me too....I mean, I want to eat all the good veggies and fruits, but it would be easier to just make them into a drink and chug. But making them into a drink...seems too labor intensive.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Seriously, juicing makes zero sense to me.

    You get most of the calories while depriving yourself of the fiber and bulk to satiate you, not to mention the pleasure of chewing.
  • live2dream
    live2dream Posts: 614 Member
    All joking aside, there are many benefits to a juice fast, including:

    balanced pH and blood sugar levels,

    a cleansed and regulated colon,

    weight loss (fat, not water),

    diminished toxin load,

    strengthened immune system,

    increased mental clarity,

    heavy metals cleansing,

    increased liver function capacity,

    loss of cravings for sugar and other stimulants,

    cellular cleansing and rebuilding,

    radiant, glowing complexion,

    diminished pains and allergies (some disappear completely),

    blood, tissue and organ cleansing,

    restored liver function capacity,

    increased energy levels,

    emotional cleansing and release,

    and an enhanced sense of joy and lightness is usually experienced.

    Can't say I've done a juice fast though or will in the future (maybe).... I juice quite a bit, but never as a 'fast'. If I ever feel a cold coming on, a green juice with garlic zaps it. I have cured hangovers with green juice, and it's THE best energy drink out there. Yum, now someone make me one cause I'm too lazy right now.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    I pick bread juice.....aka, beer.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    All joking aside, there are many benefits to a juice fast, including:

    balanced pH and blood sugar levels,

    a cleansed and regulated colon,

    weight loss (fat, not water),

    diminished toxin load,

    strengthened immune system,

    increased mental clarity,

    heavy metals cleansing,

    increased liver function capacity,

    loss of cravings for sugar and other stimulants,

    cellular cleansing and rebuilding,

    radiant, glowing complexion,

    diminished pains and allergies (some disappear completely),

    blood, tissue and organ cleansing,

    restored liver function capacity,

    increased energy levels,

    emotional cleansing and release,

    and an enhanced sense of joy and lightness is usually experienced.

    Can't say I've done a juice fast though or will in the future (maybe).... I juice quite a bit, but never as a 'fast'. If I ever feel a cold coming on, a green juice with garlic zaps it. I have cured hangovers with green juice, and it's THE best energy drink out there. Yum, now someone make me one cause I'm too lazy right now.


    Incorrect.

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