if you could pick the perfect soul mate....

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  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Already found him.


    ......HIM?


    WHAT.EVER. :mad: :explode:

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    Ugh, I was TRYING to be serious, but wtfever woman.


    I CAN NOT WIN WITH YOU!

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  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    loving
    idealist
    kitchen skills (hey, I'm honest!)
    elegant when the occasion calls for it
    sexy when the occasion calls for it
    troublemaker when the occasion calls for it
    open with feelings
    gorgeous
    intelligent
    vibrant
    easy to get along with
    honest
    eager to please :devil:
    avid reader
    daring to try new things
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    I want a guy like me with a vagina and breasts.
  • hbrittingham
    hbrittingham Posts: 2,518 Member
    I agree with many of the others, I've already found mine and married him 20+ years ago.

    He is:
    Kind
    Sweet
    Loving
    Supportive
    Handsome
    Strong
    Everything I want and more
  • mlclarke22
    mlclarke22 Posts: 551 Member
    lucky girl @olyotis
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Already found him.


    ......HIM?


    WHAT.EVER. :mad: :explode:

    BfcYx.gif
    Ugh, I was TRYING to be serious, but wtfever woman.


    I CAN NOT WIN WITH YOU!

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  • HypersonicFitNess
    HypersonicFitNess Posts: 1,219 Member
    What do you mean, If I could pick? I'm married to him! :bigsmile:

    He's: Sweet, sexy, romantic, generous, funny, tough, strong, affectionate, considerate, decisive, devoted, reliable, trustworthy, sarcastic :bigsmile: sensitive, a perfectionist (okay that one is hard sometimes), forgiving and humble.

    He's more than I ever dreamed I'd get. He's the hotty, jock that doesn't think he's God's gift to woman (I know, right?) with a brain! ....like I said, I got a gem!

    EDIT: He also cooks and cleans
  • pikachuFL
    pikachuFL Posts: 75 Member
    What I want from a soul mate:

    - Non-smoker
    - Not religious
    - Must love cats!!!
    - Clean-cut, I'm not big on facial hair like beards and mustaches or guys with long hair
    - No tattoos or piercings
    - Must have a sense of humor
    - At the same time, must know when to be responsible. I'm not looking for a guy who thinks he's a comedian but is really a stay-at-home bum without a job, spending my money.
    - I'd love to be with someone who is more outgoing than me. I tend to be shy so it would be nice to have someone who makes up for my deficits.

    That's all I can think of right off. Obviously whoever I care for must feel the same way about me. Love on a one-way street is no fun. I've fallen in love with plenty of guys but haven't had anyone show any interest in me.
  • mcshoelovin22
    mcshoelovin22 Posts: 263 Member
    BACON!
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    Handsome, dark haired, bearded, tattooed musician, educated alpha male, bit of an *kitten* who can handle a 1950s housewife with a filthy mouth.
  • chunkydunk714
    chunkydunk714 Posts: 784 Member
    He will be...

    Funny
    Can communicate
    NON-Alchoholic
    Supportive
    LOVES my kids and doesnt trash talk about them or complain about them everyday
    Someone who can cook for me
    Someone who will surprise me "just because"
    Who is deeply in love with me and has no problem showing it
    Loves to cuddle
    Wants to spend the rest of his life with me and understands relationships arent perfect and compromise goes a loooonnng way.

    (if only my current boyfriend could read this, then again he would never understand and quickly blame me for everything he's not)
  • ladyluch99
    ladyluch99 Posts: 264 Member
    I call him Frank! :love: :heart:
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    dis makes me a sad panda...
    I thought I knew once... now... I'm just kind of winging it

    If I think about it a bit... even though sad panda is simply sad...

    Someone who 'gets' me and wants to 'know' me.
    Someone who can be real and vulnerable with me
    Someone who can stand up to me, and spar with me, and call bull**** from time to time
    (spanking is ok lol)
    Someone who laughs and loves without reservation
    Someone who understands my NEED for music
    I'd love someone who feels the same way about music.


    At this point... I'd be happy to have someone to hold and share with, someone to go to sleep with, and wake up with...
    Ok. I'm leaving now. hehe
  • pikachuFL
    pikachuFL Posts: 75 Member
    BACON!
    Oh, jeez, I've been having an elicit affair with him for years and let me tell you, he's nothing but trouble! So tasty and satisfying, but leaves me feeling so guilty. I'm trying to kick him to the curb because I know he's no good for me but he's so tempting!!
  • AntWrig
    AntWrig Posts: 2,273 Member
    She better squat..
    Know what a globular cluster is.
    Can name all the Star Trek captains in appearance... backwards.
    Know what Stillmatic is.
    Like PopTarts.
  • kayobracey
    kayobracey Posts: 43 Member
    Loves God.
    Beautiful inside and out
    Loves sports
    caring
    giving
    Loving

    With a big butt and flat stomach LOL
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I DID picked my perfect soul mate and on many things I thought I'd want in my soul mate, she was imperfect and yet, thats what made her perfect for me
  • He found me! lol!!! Yes! And I am so blessed!!!!
  • tynger112
    tynger112 Posts: 351
    Handsome, dark haired, bearded, tattooed musician, educated alpha male, bit of an *kitten* who can handle a 1950s housewife with a filthy mouth.
    Play guitar, drums, been called a sarcastic prick and I'm well versed in classic literature...oh and 3 tats...so far. Where do I sign up?
  • I want a guy like me with a vagina and breasts.

    I think you can find that in Thailand
  • AntWrig
    AntWrig Posts: 2,273 Member
    Handsome, dark haired, bearded, tattooed musician, educated alpha male, bit of an *kitten* who can handle a 1950s housewife with a filthy mouth.
    Play guitar, drums, been called a sarcastic prick and I'm well versed in classic literature...oh and 3 tats...so far. Where do I sign up?
    Alphas don't "sign-up". Just sayin.
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    My soulmate has to have:

    It should go without saying but...a f*ckbat
    A sense of humor that keeps me laughing
    And conversely, laughs at all my jokes
    Knows the value of a pinkyswear
    A command of the English language
    Great taste in music
    Knows who Westley is
    Likes keeping active and doing outdoorsy stuff like hiking
    Isn't too mushy or touchy/feely but knows just what to say and when to say it
    Knows what *the song* is and sings it to me
    Thinks my clumsiness is endearing and my weirdness is adorable
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    Has a brain (check)
    Uses his brain (check)
    Is funny (check)
    Has an amazing smile (check)
    Gets my humour (check)
    Doesn't care that I'm totally bizarre (check)
    Has goals (check)
    Puts my feet back on the ground when I start to float away (check)
    Will watch Star Trek, Chuck, and Doctor Who with me (check)
    Isn't addicted to anything (check)
    Is quirky and imperfect (check)

    I think I found him. :)
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    no such thing
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    Nobody's perfect.
    if he were, he'd probably be some sort of rubber robot without a soul.

    I'll stick with my stinker.
    He makes me laugh, is easy on the eyes and can read my mind.
    He's basically me, but with a beard and man parts.

    And guess what ladies...HE COOKS AND CLEANS.
  • twill68
    twill68 Posts: 84
    no such thing yes there is, forget the bad experience you had
    she is out there looking for you....
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Money. Money and a basement full of human bones.
  • Determined75
    Determined75 Posts: 74 Member
    After reading all the comments, I guess I will take a stab at this:
    Loves God
    Has goals and pursues those goals
    never settles for less
    Enjoys children
    Is intelligent
    Tall
    Nice build
    Sweet
    Compassionate
    I know I will forever be on the look for my soulmate...lol
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    She's beautiful, argumentative, sexy, affectionate, silly, strong, crazy, passionate, smart, and most importantly she is my best friend in the world. She always knows how to make me laugh even at the worst of times, and we've seen more than our fair share together. She always defends me from everyone, including myself. We are very much opposites and yet we are the same.

    I am confident if any one soul was made for me... it is her.
  • She's beautiful, argumentative, sexy, affectionate, silly, strong, crazy, passionate, smart, and most importantly she is my best friend in the world. She always knows how to make me laugh even at the worst of times, and we've seen more than our fair share together. She always defends me from everyone, including myself. We are very much opposites and yet we are the same.

    I am confident if any one soul was made for me... it is her.

    Wait.....You found her?

    Does that mean that our "get together" Friday night is cancelled? :cry: