The Rules of Bacon

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  • bellygoaway
    bellygoaway Posts: 441 Member
    Rule 12 is obviously the most important one to remember...

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    What am I doing wrong? I have ate literally tons of bacon. I am still waiting on rule #12 :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member


    In saying that there is a first rule of bacon, you are talking about bacon...

    ...and telling people to stop talking about bacon means that you're still talking about bacon


    how very meta.

    Yum! Meta-bacon . . . which for me is usually bacon.
  • WillLift4Tats
    WillLift4Tats Posts: 1,699 Member
    Now I really want bacon....and I broke the first rule. :sad:
  • ajourney2beme
    ajourney2beme Posts: 181 Member
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  • SunKissed1989
    SunKissed1989 Posts: 1,314 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
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    these totally smell like bacon! they however do not taste anything remotely like it.. I had to try it, it smelled so much like bacon... i was disappointed.. it tastes like nastey sauce
  • cdpark617
    cdpark617 Posts: 316 Member
    She's a genius
  • RushBabe214
    RushBabe214 Posts: 469 Member
    Francis Bacon approves of this thread.

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  • stljam
    stljam Posts: 512 Member
    in honor of number 12

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  • staps065
    staps065 Posts: 837 Member
    Bacon is very yummy! Very yummy!
  • hoosierlad
    hoosierlad Posts: 69 Member
    "in my lady bits" lol...at age 59 1/2 I have to admit first time hearing this....can you explain? Please send private e:mail if you think necessary lol.
  • gailmelanie
    gailmelanie Posts: 210 Member
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    Bacon grilled cheese
    Was the bacon woven before cooking? Must have been... otherwise it would crumble. I want to do that. Tell me how.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    Let the food porn commence!
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  • peckish_pomegranate
    peckish_pomegranate Posts: 242 Member
    Following the rules of bacon is what got me here to begin with. :p I'll pass.
  • SuperSexyDork
    SuperSexyDork Posts: 1,669 Member
    You forgot Rule 13: Turkey bacon is sacrilege!
  • DiannaMoorer
    DiannaMoorer Posts: 783 Member
    Oh my! What a beautiful post! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • rascallycat
    rascallycat Posts: 248 Member
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  • aliciagetshealthy
    aliciagetshealthy Posts: 946 Member
    Rule 12 is obviously the most important one to remember...

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    FACT!
  • faceoff4
    faceoff4 Posts: 1,599 Member
    I love it...you will always find bacon on my diary for most of the week!
  • ajourney2beme
    ajourney2beme Posts: 181 Member

    Bacon grilled cheese
    Was the bacon woven before cooking? Must have been... otherwise it would crumble. I want to do that. Tell me how.
    I've actually made a bacon weave and yes, you do it before cooking :D
  • Going4Lean
    Going4Lean Posts: 1,078 Member
    How will the Bacon help me with rule #12
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    in honor of number 12

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    My brother made and gave these to his wife for their anniversary last year!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    How will the Bacon help me with rule #12

    If you need to ask this question, you clearly aren't consuming enough bacon.
  • dupuisc
    dupuisc Posts: 10 Member
    and let's not forget the bacon flow chart...

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  • rduhlir
    rduhlir Posts: 3,550 Member
    The first rule of bacon:

    Turkey and veggie bacon does not taste like bacon!
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    Rule 12 is obviously the most important one to remember...

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    Awesome
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
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  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
    I wrap my meat in bacon
  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
    The first rule of bacon:

    Turkey and veggie bacon does not taste like bacon!
    then why eat it? TB has more sodium and the same calories as bacon.
  • piperjon
    piperjon Posts: 157 Member
    For my birthday, my girlfriend made me a Guinness stout chocolate cake with chocolate genache instead of frosting...
    ...except for the middle of the cake, which had frosting and crumbled up BACON. I *kitten* you not.

    I saw the face of God that day... and had a very interesting conversation with a winged platypus.

    Yeah, it was loss of reality, hallucination-good.

    Pj

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