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    How do you lick?

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    • Posts: 2,589 Member
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      WIN!
    • Posts: 735 Member
      So I'm planning on doing some licking in the near future & I'm interested in different perspectives/techniques/strategies.

      Personally, I'm a fan of the change up. Start out with the lingual surface broad and flat with some significant pressure, followed by stiffening & lengthening the tongue for proper access to the little nooks and crannies. I also like to vary the motion - There's the put the tongue on there and move it around methodology, and there's the bottom to top, remove & repeat, and the ever popular round 'n' round. It's also important to me that I never focus my attention on any one spot for too long. One spot may get more attention than the rest for whatever reason, but the whole of the object being licked needs to be involved in the process.

      So - how 'bout y'all?

      By the way, I don't want to give anybody the wrong impression. I am, of course, referring to the consumption of ice cream cones in my near future. Cheat day and all. Y'know.

      Lolz.... you are awesome, just thought you should know. :)
    • Posts: 1,328 Member
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      mmm... just suck the ice cream.. then eat the rest! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 87 Member
      Mr. Owl.... How many licks DOES it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop???
    • Posts: 695 Member
      Ha! My mind always goes to Aphex Twin...


      ...or Sesame Street

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      ..or the Good Humor Man!

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    • Posts: 4,676 Member
      Not sure what all I do but I know I am done when my face looks like a glazed donut....(NEVER had a complaint after I graduated high school)
    • Posts: 191 Member
      Mr. Owl.... How many licks DOES it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop???

      Oh good, I'm not the only one who thought this!
    • Posts: 4,676 Member
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      Oh deer.....
    • Posts: 1,025 Member
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    • Posts: 2,414 Member
      Lick once or twice around the base (where cone meets ice cream) to get all the melty goodness off and then spiral to the top without disturbing the peak. Gently, so as not to freeze your teeth, push the ice cream cone into your mouth as far as is comfortable and then tighten your lips around it as you pull it back out. This should create more melty goodness so...
    • Posts: 263 Member
      From the bottom up!

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      THREAD QUEEN!
    • Posts: 76 Member
      OMG i havnt laughed so much in ages, this is an awesome thread, thank you so much for the entertainment.
    • Posts: 1,735 Member
      I find breathing through my ears helps :-)
    • Posts: 1,311 Member
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    • Posts: 200 Member
      love this thread...
    • Posts: 779 Member
      I suddenly want some ice cream.


      I start me way at the bottom and work my way to the top... I don't lick I Slurp.. I'm pretty Messy!
    • Posts: 150 Member
      I love female ice cream eaters
    • Posts: 2,284 Member
      I have no clue what this thread is even about but I can not stop laughing.

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    • Posts: 5,263 Member
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      Oh god, this just grosses me out! EEEEK!!!
    • Posts: 152 Member
      I lick around the bottom first to catch all the little drips, then slowly work my way up to the top. When I reach the very tippy top, I put it in my mouth and suck it off. YUMMERS! and my ice cream cones have never complained. :laugh:
    • Posts: 43 Member
      yall are crazy lol
    • Posts: 152 Member
      yall are crazy lol
      and your point is?????
    • Posts: 1,328 Member
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    • Posts: 278 Member
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      Oh god, this just grosses me out! EEEEK!!!

      mee too.

      I don't think tongues really exist like that.
    • Posts: 766 Member
      Twirl my tongue around the tip, making sure it does not drip.

      Dr. Seuss has nothing on me!
    • Posts: 657 Member
      always start at the tip ....cover it with you lips and gently suck, then get your tongue to twirl around it (be sure NOT to use your teeth - bad experience once). Then using the surface and tip of your tongue rotate around until you reach the base...


      (I got sensitive teeth!)
    • Posts: 1,106 Member
      always start at the tip ....cover it with you lips and gently suck, then get your tongue to twirl around it (be sure NOT to use your teeth - bad experience once). Then using the surface and tip of your tongue rotate around until you reach the base...


      (I got sensitive teeth!)

      That's... um... That sounds like an excellent technique to me. I should probably note that it's also possible to eat a bowl of ice cream entirely with one's tongue. It does require some slightly different techniques, but I think the end result is similar.
    • Posts: 1,259 Member
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      Lick that PU$$Y!

      Someone had to say it.
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