How do you lick?

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  • SageGoddess320
    SageGoddess320 Posts: 2,589 Member
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    WIN!
  • LassoOfTruth
    LassoOfTruth Posts: 735 Member
    So I'm planning on doing some licking in the near future & I'm interested in different perspectives/techniques/strategies.

    Personally, I'm a fan of the change up. Start out with the lingual surface broad and flat with some significant pressure, followed by stiffening & lengthening the tongue for proper access to the little nooks and crannies. I also like to vary the motion - There's the put the tongue on there and move it around methodology, and there's the bottom to top, remove & repeat, and the ever popular round 'n' round. It's also important to me that I never focus my attention on any one spot for too long. One spot may get more attention than the rest for whatever reason, but the whole of the object being licked needs to be involved in the process.

    So - how 'bout y'all?

    By the way, I don't want to give anybody the wrong impression. I am, of course, referring to the consumption of ice cream cones in my near future. Cheat day and all. Y'know.

    Lolz.... you are awesome, just thought you should know. :)
  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
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  • m13sam2012
    m13sam2012 Posts: 464
    mmm... just suck the ice cream.. then eat the rest! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • harr3mi
    harr3mi Posts: 87 Member
    Mr. Owl.... How many licks DOES it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop???
  • stealthSLOTH
    stealthSLOTH Posts: 695 Member
    Ha! My mind always goes to Aphex Twin...


    ...or Sesame Street

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    ..or the Good Humor Man!

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  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Not sure what all I do but I know I am done when my face looks like a glazed donut....(NEVER had a complaint after I graduated high school)
  • JinxRita
    JinxRita Posts: 191 Member
    Mr. Owl.... How many licks DOES it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop???

    Oh good, I'm not the only one who thought this!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    Oh deer.....
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
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  • tryclyn
    tryclyn Posts: 2,414 Member
    Lick once or twice around the base (where cone meets ice cream) to get all the melty goodness off and then spiral to the top without disturbing the peak. Gently, so as not to freeze your teeth, push the ice cream cone into your mouth as far as is comfortable and then tighten your lips around it as you pull it back out. This should create more melty goodness so...
  • mcshoelovin22
    mcshoelovin22 Posts: 263 Member
    From the bottom up!

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    THREAD QUEEN!
  • krissa3670
    krissa3670 Posts: 76 Member
    OMG i havnt laughed so much in ages, this is an awesome thread, thank you so much for the entertainment.
  • jamie610811
    jamie610811 Posts: 1,735 Member
    I find breathing through my ears helps :-)
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
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  • mcshoelovin22
    mcshoelovin22 Posts: 263 Member
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  • 4x4play
    4x4play Posts: 200 Member
    love this thread...
  • Luvmesumkenny
    Luvmesumkenny Posts: 779 Member
    I suddenly want some ice cream.


    I start me way at the bottom and work my way to the top... I don't lick I Slurp.. I'm pretty Messy!
  • MarcoRod
    MarcoRod Posts: 150 Member
    I love female ice cream eaters
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    I have no clue what this thread is even about but I can not stop laughing.

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  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
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    Oh god, this just grosses me out! EEEEK!!!
  • KimLovesDon
    KimLovesDon Posts: 152 Member
    I lick around the bottom first to catch all the little drips, then slowly work my way up to the top. When I reach the very tippy top, I put it in my mouth and suck it off. YUMMERS! and my ice cream cones have never complained. :laugh:
  • kayobracey
    kayobracey Posts: 43 Member
    yall are crazy lol
  • KimLovesDon
    KimLovesDon Posts: 152 Member
    yall are crazy lol
    and your point is?????
  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
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  • gotogirl81
    gotogirl81 Posts: 278 Member
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    Oh god, this just grosses me out! EEEEK!!!

    mee too.

    I don't think tongues really exist like that.
  • lizdavis07
    lizdavis07 Posts: 766 Member
    Twirl my tongue around the tip, making sure it does not drip.

    Dr. Seuss has nothing on me!
  • BamsieEkhaya
    BamsieEkhaya Posts: 657 Member
    always start at the tip ....cover it with you lips and gently suck, then get your tongue to twirl around it (be sure NOT to use your teeth - bad experience once). Then using the surface and tip of your tongue rotate around until you reach the base...


    (I got sensitive teeth!)
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    always start at the tip ....cover it with you lips and gently suck, then get your tongue to twirl around it (be sure NOT to use your teeth - bad experience once). Then using the surface and tip of your tongue rotate around until you reach the base...


    (I got sensitive teeth!)

    That's... um... That sounds like an excellent technique to me. I should probably note that it's also possible to eat a bowl of ice cream entirely with one's tongue. It does require some slightly different techniques, but I think the end result is similar.
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
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    Lick that PU$$Y!

    Someone had to say it.

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