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toomuchbootyindapants
toomuchbootyindapants Posts: 811 Member
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So I had my annual physical today...and I just had to report back here and let you all know...MY UTERUS DIDN'T FALL OUT!!!!

I know, awesome, right?! I mean, I've been lifting heavy since March...and I was so afraid I was either gonna grow a penis or my uterus was gonna fall out (I mean, read the threads around here, some scary stuff gets said).

So yeah. Just had to drop that little bomb of awesome on y'all! :drinker:
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  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
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    Uterus is part of the sexual reproductive system...thus it is sexual in nature and violates the terms of service of this site. You have been prohibited from posting in this site...and we have blocked your uterus for the next 90 days.

    We think you are a fine member, and would hate to see you removed from this forum..so please refrain from violating the terms and conditions of our forum again.

    Sincerely....

    well, you know who.
  • JezzD1
    JezzD1 Posts: 431
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    LMAO my ex boyfriend actually told me when I started lifting if I turned into a she hulk (like them lady wrestlers) he would dump me SMH :mad:
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    I was looking forward to the pics of fallen uterus
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
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    I was looking forward to the pics of fallen uterus
    I was looking forward to the pics of the penis
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,261 Member
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    It makes me laugh when I hear a woman say "I won't lift weights, because I don't want to get bulky". Like it will happen overnight.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    Better back this claim up with pics for proof.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
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    But what if I WANT it to fall out?? I'm totally done with it.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Oh thank GOD. Now I can stay gay.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    But what if I WANT it to fall out?? I'm totally done with it.


    Although I'm 100% on board with this.
  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
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    Yeah, ya know, I just don't have much use for mine. Maybe it's not falling out yet because I'm not going heavy enough?
  • toomuchbootyindapants
    toomuchbootyindapants Posts: 811 Member
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    But what if I WANT it to fall out?? I'm totally done with it.

    I was really looking forward to growing a penis. Could really help out during those dry spells, ya know? *sigh* GIMME ALL THE TESTOSTERONEZ!
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
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    Thank God. My sleepless nights are over.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    I was looking forward to the pics of fallen uterus
    I was looking forward to the pics of the penis

    Damnet, now I want to see THAT first :(

    Do you get to choose the color? Can you make it purple?!?!
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    I was looking forward to the pics of fallen uterus

    ^this.
  • AggieCass09
    AggieCass09 Posts: 1,867 Member
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    But what if I WANT it to fall out?? I'm totally done with it.


    Although I'm 100% on board with this.

    after i have babies...lol
  • crystalflame
    crystalflame Posts: 1,049 Member
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    But what if I WANT it to fall out?? I'm totally done with it.

    This, and your profile picture. I think I love you.
  • sweebum
    sweebum Posts: 1,060 Member
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    Careful, it's likely "bulked up" on the inside :laugh: :wink:
  • barbaramitchell101
    barbaramitchell101 Posts: 360 Member
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    But what if I WANT it to fall out?? I'm totally done with it.

    you DON'T WANT THAT...it happened to me (20 years ago) and it is REALLY PAINFULL...and scary cause you don't know what is happening to you..it took several months to line up surgery to take care of it......I ended up with a hysterectomy....total except for one ovary.....so early menopause it was.....so it goes on and on.....
  • wareagle8706
    wareagle8706 Posts: 1,090 Member
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    Oh thank God!! I'm so happy for you!!

    Just remember to keep a close eye on the situation, you know that you actually grow the penis and balls first, then the uterus comes out via the penis opening.... I've heard it's a very painful ordeal, which is why I obviously only lift 3 lb weights and walk about .5 mph for exercise.
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,326 Member
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    but the manification process is on going right now and you just dont notice.

    one day, you'll be doing a deadlift and BAM you'll look bulky.


    for the love of all that's dainty and womanly, forget the heavy weights and lift a can of soup a zillion times!

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