Best Advice Ever

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  • AMHouse85
    AMHouse85 Posts: 285 Member
    "We must see all scars as beauty. Okay? This will be our secret. Because take it from me, a scar does not form on the dying. A scar means, 'I survived'." - 'The Other Hand' by Chris Cleave

    "You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve." - Al Swearengen

    "Desire plants a seed, and if you keep watering it with unfair expectations, you'll eventually bloom resentment."
    - Stacy Brower
  • Cassi_Eats_Apples
    Cassi_Eats_Apples Posts: 235
    Always wipe front to back.
  • ehunte
    ehunte Posts: 125 Member
    Words from my Mother -
    1. Never depend a man to feed and cloth you. You must work and provide for yourself and your children!
    2. "Can't" is a word used by cowards too lazy to try!
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    Men will say anything to get you into bed

    But baby I love you.
  • Cassi_Eats_Apples
    Cassi_Eats_Apples Posts: 235
    also, Don't stand in fire, it doesn't give you a haste buff
  • KrazyAsianNic
    KrazyAsianNic Posts: 1,227 Member
    My little sister told me back in Oct., "Working out should be like school or work. You can't just not show up when you don't feel like it or not do the work."
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each other.

    Today - taunto
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    "In life nobody gives a s**t about: you unless you give them a dang good reason to"
    And another one.
    "Pain is only what you perceive it to be."
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    "Don't eat for 4 when pregnant"

    I didn't listen. :sad:
  • ElyseL1
    ElyseL1 Posts: 504 Member
    let your woman believe she is always right- even when she is not
    smart man
  • Kitship
    Kitship Posts: 579 Member
    also, Don't stand in fire, it doesn't give you a haste buff

    but does it give you a crit buff? :bigsmile:
  • ElyseL1
    ElyseL1 Posts: 504 Member
    my dad- look at me and your mother (divorced), dont do as i do, do as i say.

    Usually my dad has pretty good advice, even though he couldnt follow it in his own life.
  • barbaramitchell101
    barbaramitchell101 Posts: 360 Member
    tell those you love, that you love them, before it is too late....I didn't and they passed on...now I regret it everday....
  • Cassi_Eats_Apples
    Cassi_Eats_Apples Posts: 235
    also, Don't stand in fire, it doesn't give you a haste buff

    but does it give you a crit buff? :bigsmile:


    No, just spell power.
  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,087 Member
    that which does not kill us, makes us stronger.
  • aminer31
    aminer31 Posts: 54 Member
    So it goes...

    A little hard work never killed anybody

    If you not ten minutes early, your late.
  • ebailey710
    ebailey710 Posts: 271 Member
    The 80/20 rule applies EVERYWHERE! We learned this in a management class I took in college. 20 percent of your projects will bring you 80 percent value, and vice versa. Amazing.

    "Don't ever hit someone first. But if they hit you, by God, hit them where it hurts" -Dad, he was referring to someone's wallet.
    "You don't have to be thin to be FIT." -Substitute gym teacher from junior high
    "Always be a lady." -Mom
  • BonnieandClyde29
    BonnieandClyde29 Posts: 1,026 Member
    let your woman believe she is always right- even when she is not

    I may not always be right, but I am never wrong! :wink:
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    also, Don't stand in fire, it doesn't give you a haste buff

    But running to the big green puddle makes you fire-resistant, right?
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    Proper punctuation saves lives.
  • move257
    move257 Posts: 313
    This is a good workout! :P

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  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    "the love you take is equal to the love you make"

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  • BonnieandClyde29
    BonnieandClyde29 Posts: 1,026 Member
    ~Life is what you make it~ Joe Dirt (LOL) wha? he likes to see homos naked? haha

    on a serious note though my madre:
    1. Don't get your hopes up
    2. If you don't like it, do something about it.
    3. Learn to be independant, you can't rely on anyone for everything!
    4. You can't help someone that doesn't want to help themselves.
    5. If you want something that bad, you better work hard for it.

    I think my momma raised an awesome kid, because i go by these and I'm doing just fine!!! :happy:
  • Nauti_Buoy
    Nauti_Buoy Posts: 135
    Always give 100% unless your donating blood!
  • skcardiog
    skcardiog Posts: 316 Member
    ''Never let your girl handle your piece''. - Chuck Norris - Forced Vengeance
  • kdz526
    kdz526 Posts: 210 Member
    If you rise, condomize
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    don't eat yellow snow

    don't **** where you eat
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Pull and pray does not work as intended.
  • ALH1981
    ALH1981 Posts: 538 Member
    Where you are in life is where you are meant to be.
  • Synapze
    Synapze Posts: 499
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi9GMO3yvkA

    The guys a bit of a stooge at times, but when i saw this late last year, i was really inspired.

    This Video was the best advice ive had in years....and no, im not fully Raw.

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