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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • theryan244
    theryan244 Posts: 65 Member
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    Bro ur gunna eat toster stroodel? u gunna get fat as fuk bro. all them shugary carbs gonna make insulins go a lot. bro
  • sharonsjones
    sharonsjones Posts: 574 Member
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    Mmmmm smore pop tarts sound delish right now. Dang you!

    *high five* Yeah they do!

    Even better - a s'mores Poptart s'more!

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    I just fell in love....with a pop tart. Don't tell my husband!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    Bro ur gunna eat toster stroodel? u gunna get fat as fuk bro. all them shugary carbs gonna make insulins go a lot. bro

    Poptarts don't make people fat. People who eat at a caloric surplus get fat. Food isn't to blame. Poptarts are okay in moderation.
  • Theohariti
    Theohariti Posts: 34 Member
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    Ugh. Too much work. Isn't it obligatory to toast those things? Poptarts you can have right outa the bag...
  • tameejean
    tameejean Posts: 197 Member
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    Have you read the ingredients?

    Enriched Flour Bleached (Wheat Flour, Malted Barley Flour, Niacin, Ferrous Sulfate, Thiamin Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Palm Oil, Sugar, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean and Cottonseed Oil, Maltodextrin, Corn Starch, Modified Corn Starch, Dry Yeast, Salt, Dextrose, Whey, Blueberry Puree, Egg Yolk, Baking Powder (Baking Soda, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate), Corn Syrup Solids, Citric Acid, Mono and Diglycerides, Propylene Glycol Monoesters of Fatty Acids, Preservatives (Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, TBHQ), Xanthan Gum, Guar Gum, Polysorbate 60, Colored with (Red 40, Blue 1, Yellow 5, Artificial Color), Locust Bean Gum, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Soy Lecithin, Glycerin, Sucralose.[2]

    HFCS
    http://drhyman.com/blog/conditions/5-reasons-high-fructose-corn-syrup-will-kill-you/

    I don't put anything in my mouth I couldn't make myself.

    Oh, I bet you are such a joy to hang around with! Tell me again how much more superior you are than me?

    She'll probably live a lot longer. Pop Tarts are just a GMO chemical $h!t storm. Enjoy!
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    Have you read the ingredients?

    Enriched Flour Bleached (Wheat Flour, Malted Barley Flour, Niacin, Ferrous Sulfate, Thiamin Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Palm Oil, Sugar, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean and Cottonseed Oil, Maltodextrin, Corn Starch, Modified Corn Starch, Dry Yeast, Salt, Dextrose, Whey, Blueberry Puree, Egg Yolk, Baking Powder (Baking Soda, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate), Corn Syrup Solids, Citric Acid, Mono and Diglycerides, Propylene Glycol Monoesters of Fatty Acids, Preservatives (Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, TBHQ), Xanthan Gum, Guar Gum, Polysorbate 60, Colored with (Red 40, Blue 1, Yellow 5, Artificial Color), Locust Bean Gum, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Soy Lecithin, Glycerin, Sucralose.[2]

    HFCS
    http://drhyman.com/blog/conditions/5-reasons-high-fructose-corn-syrup-will-kill-you/

    I don't put anything in my mouth I couldn't make myself.

    Oh, I bet you are such a joy to hang around with! Tell me again how much more superior you are than me?

    She'll probably live a lot longer. Pop Tarts are just a GMO chemical $h!t storm. Enjoy!

    O.M.G!!!!!! You all gonna die cause those pop tarts aren't gluten and dairy free, paleo dino pops!!!
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
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    When I was a kid I used to lick all the icing off of strawberry poptarts then put them back in the box! Haha gross I know, but the actual poptart was disgusting.

    Toaster strudel ftw.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    Have you read the ingredients?

    Enriched Flour Bleached (Wheat Flour, Malted Barley Flour, Niacin, Ferrous Sulfate, Thiamin Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Palm Oil, Sugar, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean and Cottonseed Oil, Maltodextrin, Corn Starch, Modified Corn Starch, Dry Yeast, Salt, Dextrose, Whey, Blueberry Puree, Egg Yolk, Baking Powder (Baking Soda, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate), Corn Syrup Solids, Citric Acid, Mono and Diglycerides, Propylene Glycol Monoesters of Fatty Acids, Preservatives (Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, TBHQ), Xanthan Gum, Guar Gum, Polysorbate 60, Colored with (Red 40, Blue 1, Yellow 5, Artificial Color), Locust Bean Gum, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Soy Lecithin, Glycerin, Sucralose.[2]

    HFCS
    http://drhyman.com/blog/conditions/5-reasons-high-fructose-corn-syrup-will-kill-you/

    I don't put anything in my mouth I couldn't make myself.

    Oh, I bet you are such a joy to hang around with! Tell me again how much more superior you are than me?

    She'll probably live a lot longer. Pop Tarts are just a GMO chemical $h!t storm. Enjoy!

    Hey..we are in Chit-Chat..not the Food and Nutrition thread so let's not make this into a health food debate, mmmkay? Okay. :happy:
  • Ronngie
    Ronngie Posts: 295 Member
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    I *love* poptarts, I toast them and then spread butter on them. I can't remember the last time I bought any. My favorites are iced brown sugar, blueberry, strawberry & raspberry. I've never tried the chocolate flavors, this thread has me thinking it might be time to!
    I like the toaster strudels too, but I don't love them. My husband is on team strudel, he loves them.
  • funkyspunky872
    funkyspunky872 Posts: 866 Member
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    <---- RAWWRRRRRRR!!!!!!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
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    Pop Tarts taste like cardboard....sugared, highly caloric cardboard that I could eat almost four of my regular breakfasts for the same amount of calories. Just sayin.
  • funkyspunky872
    funkyspunky872 Posts: 866 Member
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    Pop Tarts taste like cardboard....sugared, highly caloric cardboard that I could eat almost four of my regular breakfasts for the same amount of calories. Just sayin.

    Why are you eating 100-calorie breakfasts? Ridic.
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
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    Pop Tarts taste like cardboard....sugared, highly caloric cardboard that I could eat almost four of my regular breakfasts for the same amount of calories. Just sayin.

    You're obviously doing it wrong then if you can eat 4 of your regular breakfast for 200 calories. Stop hating. Then again I'm not afraid of food. NOM NOM NOM Pop Tarts FTW.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • theryan244
    theryan244 Posts: 65 Member
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    Bro ur gunna eat toster stroodel? u gunna get fat as fuk bro. all them shugary carbs gonna make insulins go a lot. bro

    Poptarts don't make people fat. People who eat at a caloric surplus get fat. Food isn't to blame. Poptarts are okay in moderation.

    I wasn't serious. It's upsetting that people actually say things like that and people believe them.
  • apriltrainer
    apriltrainer Posts: 732 Member
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    Have you read the ingredients?

    Enriched Flour Bleached (Wheat Flour, Malted Barley Flour, Niacin, Ferrous Sulfate, Thiamin Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Palm Oil, Sugar, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean and Cottonseed Oil, Maltodextrin, Corn Starch, Modified Corn Starch, Dry Yeast, Salt, Dextrose, Whey, Blueberry Puree, Egg Yolk, Baking Powder (Baking Soda, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate), Corn Syrup Solids, Citric Acid, Mono and Diglycerides, Propylene Glycol Monoesters of Fatty Acids, Preservatives (Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, TBHQ), Xanthan Gum, Guar Gum, Polysorbate 60, Colored with (Red 40, Blue 1, Yellow 5, Artificial Color), Locust Bean Gum, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Soy Lecithin, Glycerin, Sucralose.[2]

    HFCS
    http://drhyman.com/blog/conditions/5-reasons-high-fructose-corn-syrup-will-kill-you/

    I don't put anything in my mouth I couldn't make myself.

    Oh, I bet you are such a joy to hang around with! Tell me again how much more superior you are than me?

    She'll probably live a lot longer. Pop Tarts are just a GMO chemical $h!t storm. Enjoy!

    Don't know about that. My great grandma (r.i.p) smoked every day, all day, which is far worse than eating poptarts. Woman lived to be 102. So i think me eating a poptart evey now and then won't kill me. Plus I never eat them for breakfast. EVER.

    But I'll eat them for dinner.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    I had fruit for lunch.

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