Pervy Messages

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  • BrainsOnGains
    BrainsOnGains Posts: 282 Member
    This is awesome. Im taking notes. I have received no messages at all. Kitty is sad..
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Hmm. I notice that all the "women" complaining about pervy guys are also the ones with the most revealing pictures on their profile.


    co·in·ci·dence
    [koh-in-si-duh ns]
    noun
    1.a striking occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance: Our meeting in Venice was pure coincidence.

    2.the condition or fact of coinciding.

    3.an instance of this.

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    That's right, ladies! Cover up, because the human body is nothing but a device for temptation, and a woman's body is the worst offender!

    Yup! Thems wur dah good ole days.
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    uh....my wife, uh, well, you see....she doesnt understand me....
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    Now I feel left out! Where are my pervy messages .. or even massages for that matter???
    *dammit!*

    You forgot the *foot stomp*

    Oh, I stomped both feet! The awkward thing is I am at work and now my co-workers are looking at me strange. Actually, they do that all the time anyway ... so, whatev!

    Next time wear tap shoes, it'll be a whole new level of awkward.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    Okay, so lets see how this works for me.


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  • Dudes, change your profile pic to something other than your wife and kid when sending out pervy message, k? thanksbye.

    You can't go wrong with a Mormon

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    Why does it creep me out that the dude looks strangely related to 2 or maybe 3 of the wives....*ick*
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member

    any certified creeper instructors here at MFP?

    As always, I know a guy...

    but is he elite?
  • baldzach
    baldzach Posts: 1,841 Member
    I think it would be beneficial to delineate exactly where one crosses the line between friendly flirty banter and pervy messages... just so we're all on the same page.
  • Okay, so lets see how this works for me.


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    That just took it to another lvl of ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! >_<
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    SHOW ME THOSE FEET WOMAN! I GOTS TO HAVE THEM!

    You know my feet are reserved for jackpotclown now.

    Trollop.

    *note to overzealous members furiously clicking the report button. This woman is a friend of mine and we are joking. Please allow me to have fun with my friends without you sticking your nose where it doesn't belong. Thank you.*
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    Hmm. I notice that all the "women" complaining about about pervy guys are also the ones with the most revealing pictures on their profile.


    co·in·ci·dence
    [koh-in-si-duh ns]
    noun
    1.a striking occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance: Our meeting in Venice was pure coincidence.

    2.the condition or fact of coinciding.

    3.an instance of this.

    Actually, the original post is NOT complaining about receiving pervy messages. It's about having your wife and kid in the picture after sending one. I'm all for pervy messages, but I'm not into the group thing.

    Ok, maybe I am, but no kids dammit.

    AND OP has NO revealing pics - she shows pics of her SOCKS.....

    And another poster got one when she had a picture of herself up as a little girl :huh:

    Ya'know I used to be big on bashing women too....when I was 15.....


    I suppose I am showing a lot of skin in this pic...blame my mother. Seriously, who lets a 4 yo prance around on a public beach in just a bikini???
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    Pervy messages are fun. Flirty messages are fun. Women with wives are fun. Most of the people in this thread are fun. For that matter, there are a few people here I'd love to get pervy messages from. (Not you Brett - that first one was enough!)
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    SHOW ME THOSE FEET WOMAN! I GOTS TO HAVE THEM!

    You know my feet are reserved for jackpotclown now.

    Oooh, but you have the zebra pumps on...I love those shoes.

    Pervy massage, erp, message on it's way.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Dudes, change your profile pic to something other than your wife and kid when sending out pervy message, k? thanksbye.

    You can't go wrong with a Mormon

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    Why does it creep me out that the dude looks strangely related to 2 or maybe 3 of the wives....*ick*

    He looks like David Spade's less handsome brother.

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  • Dudes, change your profile pic to something other than your wife and kid when sending out pervy message, k? thanksbye.

    You can't go wrong with a Mormon

    tumblr_mdpkr4fshP1qa1vnxo1_500.png


    Why does it creep me out that the dude looks strangely related to 2 or maybe 3 of the wives....*ick*

    He looks like David Spade's less handsome brother.

    David-Spade.jpg

    0_o i see that now....

    we should start a new thread called "send a pervy message to the person above you" LOL
  • perfectingpatti
    perfectingpatti Posts: 1,037 Member
    *note to overzealous members furiously clicking the report button. This woman is a friend of mine and we are joking. Please allow me to have fun with my friends without you sticking your nose where it doesn't belong. Thank you.*

    We should add this to our signatures like ninerbuff adds his credentials! :wink:
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    I'd rather have a pervy massage.

    BUT, I get neither. :cry:
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    Dudes, change your profile pic to something other than your wife and kid when sending out pervy message, k? thanksbye.

    You can't go wrong with a Mormon

    tumblr_mdpkr4fshP1qa1vnxo1_500.png


    Why does it creep me out that the dude looks strangely related to 2 or maybe 3 of the wives....*ick*

    He looks like David Spade's less handsome brother.

    David-Spade.jpg

    :love:
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
    Wonders when someone will post examples of said "pervy messages". It may be subjective. Maybe he just wants to be friendly and the women have dirty minds?:tongue:
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    *note to overzealous members furiously clicking the report button. This woman is a friend of mine and we are joking. Please allow me to have fun with my friends without you sticking your nose where it doesn't belong. Thank you.*
    I'm going to borrow this to put as a disclaimer at the end of some of my posts in future.
  • Beckyloo80
    Beckyloo80 Posts: 1,088 Member
    Dudes, change your profile pic to something other than your wife and kid when sending out pervy message, k? thanksbye.

    OK, but if I were to creep you with a pick of my kids.... would it be ok ;)
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    Okay, thanks for the advice, junk pics it is.

    WIN!!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    Hmm. I notice that all the "women" complaining about about pervy guys are also the ones with the most revealing pictures on their profile.


    co·in·ci·dence
    [koh-in-si-duh ns]
    noun
    1.a striking occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance: Our meeting in Venice was pure coincidence.

    2.the condition or fact of coinciding.

    3.an instance of this.

    Actually, the original post is NOT complaining about receiving pervy messages. It's about having your wife and kid in the picture after sending one. I'm all for pervy messages, but I'm not into the group thing.

    Ok, maybe I am, but no kids dammit.

    AND OP has NO revealing pics - she shows pics of her SOCKS.....

    CLEARLY proving that she's not in her burka.
  • baldzach
    baldzach Posts: 1,841 Member
    Wonders when someone will post examples of said "pervy messages". It may be subjective. Maybe he just wants to be friendly and the women have dirty minds?:tongue:

    Yeah this. :)
  • marieyoung07
    marieyoung07 Posts: 23 Member
    two thumbs up to you
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    Dudes, change your profile pic to something other than your wife and kid when sending out pervy message, k? thanksbye.

    OK, but if I were to creep you with a pick of my kids.... would it be ok ;)

    Of course it would be OK. We all know and understand that it's OK for a woman to do so, but not OK for a male to do so. If a woman does so it's cute and playful. If a guy does it, it's creeper and the police should be called.
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    If anyone wants pics of my junk, please let me know.

    It's not pervy if you ask.
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    Dudes, change your profile pic to something other than your wife and kid when sending out pervy message, k? thanksbye.

    OK, but if I were to creep you with a pick of my kids.... would it be ok ;)

    Yes, girl on girl is always ok...
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    If anyone wants pics of my junk, please let me know.

    Noted.
  • Does this rule apply to women who send out pervy messages? ;)

    Of course not.

    Most guys won't be offended if the woman with the "most wonderful husband" sends them naughty pics.
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