I'm A Smart Woman!

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WonderNoodle
WonderNoodle Posts: 549
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With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.

So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, "Good grief, look how smart I am!"

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  • gummibaehr
    gummibaehr Posts: 143
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    Oh no! Lately I feel like I've been losing my mind!
  • Oompa_Loompa
    Oompa_Loompa Posts: 1,099 Member
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    With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.

    So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

    Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, "Good grief, look how smart I am!"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    CUTE I love it!
  • bksteve26
    bksteve26 Posts: 216 Member
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    I love this idea! And my butt is big...so I must be a genius!
  • lt_mrcook
    lt_mrcook Posts: 389 Member
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  • ANGELAWHALEY
    ANGELAWHALEY Posts: 49
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    i am down with that but i just feel like why does it have to go to our butts and bellys?? why cant all this wisdom accumulate in a usefull place? like Boobs!!! just saying.....lol
  • ANGELAWHALEY
    ANGELAWHALEY Posts: 49
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    I love this idea! And my butt is big...so I must be a genius!

    i would just like to say i love your goal rewards!
  • WonderNoodle
    WonderNoodle Posts: 549
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    i am down with that but i just feel like why does it have to go to our butts and bellys?? why cant all this wisdom accumulate in a usefull place? like Boobs!!! just saying.....lol


    I'll second that!
  • jennmcpherson
    jennmcpherson Posts: 263 Member
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    Oh this thread made me day! I never knew I was SOOOOO smart!
  • shaggys
    shaggys Posts: 140 Member
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    Then I'm a complete smarta$$ :happy:
  • greeneyes82
    greeneyes82 Posts: 318 Member
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    Yeah, I'm a smarta$$ too! :laugh: Good one!
  • Hevakmj
    Hevakmj Posts: 12
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    haha great stuff!! x
  • pixietwilight
    pixietwilight Posts: 62 Member
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    Love it!!!!!! lol !

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