Alternate Meanings for Acronyms...

beernpizza

A friend of mine's mom would always put "LOL" at the end of all of her texts, and one day my friend asked her why she's always laughing out loud, and the mom said huh? oh.. i thought that mean Lots of Love...? hehehehe

My mom thought LOL was the sound someone made when they were drinking a beer. So when her friends would type LOL she'd say "So & so is drinking again!".

cecee27

P90X - what happens when you drink 100 ounces of water a day.

This is awesome!

capnrus789

For the car guys out there:

FORD - Found On Road Dead
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony

thecanface

A friend of mine's mom would always put "LOL" at the end of all of her texts, and one day my friend asked her why she's always laughing out loud, and the mom said huh? oh.. i thought that mean Lots of Love...? hehehehe

My mom thought LOL was the sound someone made when they were drinking a beer. So when her friends would type LOL she'd say "So & so is drinking again!".

hahhahah what?!?!

jnh17

LMAO
Le-May-Oh

"The mayonnaise" in french.

Fancy!

J_Kohler_2

FORD- F%c&er Only Rolls Downhill

baldzach

On Many Gremlins.

CarlieeBear

BYOB - Buy your own boobies

I have a friend whose mother is very religious. Even until she was almost 40 she hid from her mom the fact that she drank occasionally. I had a backyard bbq one time and sent out invites, and at the bottom it said BYOB. Her mother saw it and asked, what does this mean. My friend replied with a straight face, It's a pool party, so it means "Bring Your Own Bathing suit."

haha that is some quick thinking!

Could've just said Bring Your Own Beverage, because that's what it really is...booze or otherwise :-P

Last week one of my middle schoolers told me they have a slang term "thot" that they use for certain teachers they don't like. She wouldn't tell me what it means, so I came up with "Totally Hot Old Teacher". She said it's more like the opposite.

When I was first chatting online, I thought LOL meant Lots of Love...