Favorite "Here's your sign" moment

LesleyGillan

In case you don't know what I'm talking about, "Here's your sign" is a phrase coined by comedian Bill Engvall have a look

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> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvj_acGhbPk

I was down the park throwing a ball for my dog Floyd, a Rough Collie who had ice blue eyes. This guy walks up and watches for a couple of minutes. I throw the ball, Floyd chases it and brings it back and so on....

The guy turns to me and says "What is wrong with his eyes? Is he blind?"
Me - "Yeah but we have a special spray that we put on the ball, he chases it by scent"

Here's your sign!!!!

LesleyGillan

No one got any???

clydethecat

there is a dresser in pieces in my living room waiting for me to put it together. my brother and his friend came over the other day. his friend asked about it.

i said "yeah its a dresser i have to put together."
he says "oh so its still not together yet" (totally sincere)
i said," no, thats why i still need to put it together." as straight faced as i could.. here's your sign lol

LesleyGillan

lol People do talk before they put their brain in gear don't they.....

Like when you have a hair cut

"You cut your hair?"
"no it shrunk in the wash"

tiffanyheth

I work in hospital admissions and I daily have people with those moments.

Answered the phone on Saturday and the patient wanted Health Information. I informed the patient that department is closed "today"...she said, "Medical Records doesn't work on Fridays". Yes, they do...but today is Saturday and they DON'T work on Saturdays.

geez!

btwalsh132

Every time I take my 10yo son for a haircut at Haircuttery, they say "How can we help you?"

Well, I need an oil change and an order of chili cheese fries, sweetie. WTF, we're here for a haircut!