Pathetic Hot Dog

Tdacks

I went to the cheapo movie theater and ordered a hot dog before the film started. What I got was the most poor pathetic skinny excuse for a hot dog I have ever seen. For some reason it took like 10 minutes to cook and had a slit cut down the middle. There it sat, engulfed by the bun, split open and just so pathetic.

Do I log this sad sad hot dog as like half a dog? Is there an entry for unreasonably slim hot dogs? I'm serious, I really have no idea if this is what some people think of as an acceptable size for a hot dog. I mean, I'm no size queen, but .... wait we are still talking about food...

Also, I'm still pretty hungry and I still want an actual hot dog, dammit. At least the movie was good.

SideSteel

That was my nickname in college unfortunately.







EDIT: Oh, and I'd log it normally.

PapaverSomniferum

"at least the movie was good" shall now be my new way to reference having a good time despite being unpleasantly surprised by a substandard-sized hot dog.

"how was your date?"

"the hot dog was small but at least the movie was good"
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wait, this was supposed to be about food, wasn't it?

sz8soon

I mean this with no disrespect to you as an individual, but who the heck goes to the movie and orders a hotdog? Sorry you got cheated :O( I would have indulged in a big ol bucket of popcorn but that's just me. I'd go ahead and log it as a regular hot dog though.

on a side note.. I'm now craving a Costco hot dog.

pastryari

What I got was the most poor pathetic skinny excuse for a hot dog I have ever seen.

I hate when that happens. Find a new hot dog!

MizTerry

You shoulda gone for the sausage dog. Hahaha
Yeah, I know, it wasn't available.
I don't know, can you measure it in bites? I've had hotdogs that were eaten in two bites.

Tdacks

I really wanted some meat.

I swear I'm talking about food....

:bigsmile:

MizTerry

I mean this with no disrespect to you as an individual, but who the heck goes to the movie and orders a hotdog? Sorry you got cheated :O( I would have indulged in a big ol bucket of popcorn but that's just me. I'd go ahead and log it as a regular hot dog though.

That's me. Popcorn all the way and pay for it for three days. It messes my stomach up, but the taste is wonderful.

MizTerry

I really wanted some meat.

I swear I'm talking about food....

:bigsmile:

Bwahahaha
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Tdacks

Ok, I did some searching and I think what I had was a New York style hot dog. They are known to be skinny, and there are a few entries in the database.


Note to self: Don't date a New Yorker.... :ohwell:

MizTerry

Don't eat their tiny weenies either.

Tdacks

"at least the movie was good" shall now be my new way to reference having a good time despite being unpleasantly surprised by a substandard-sized hot dog.

"how was your date?"

"the hot dog was small but at least the movie was good"
.
.
.
wait, this was supposed to be about food, wasn't it?

:laugh:

shella_bella

"at least the movie was good" shall now be my new way to reference having a good time despite being unpleasantly surprised by a substandard-sized hot dog.

"how was your date?"

"the hot dog was small but at least the movie was good"
.
.
.
wait, this was supposed to be about food, wasn't it?

beauty. :laugh:

Pepper2185

Aaaaahhhh so many good jokes to make here.

I don't want any creeper messages though, so I will refrain. Sorry about your hot dog

sz8soon

I don't want any creeper messages though, so I will refrain. Sorry about your hot dog

Funny thing is.. I've actually said that before to a creeper.. .HA

Pepper2185

I don't want any creeper messages though, so I will refrain. Sorry about your hot dog

Funny thing is.. I've actually said that before to a creeper.. .HA

Haha I you!