Weird Crushes~!

PetulantOne

I will take "weird" to mean "outside the norm," unlike the Kristen Bells and Johnny Depps...

Sort of mainstream, but Alan Rickman.

Fictional? Severus Snape. Heathcliff. Auron from FFX.

Give me mean, dark, and snarky. Also with a big ****. And preferably a good twenty years older than me.

Johnny Depp is weird for me, because he's not my type at all. If he wasn't friends with Hunter Thompson, I probably wouldn't have a crush on him.

FootsoreRambler

Sam Beckett.

If you know what he is from, you earn bonus points!

This. Also, Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

DontStopB_Leakin

I will take "weird" to mean "outside the norm," unlike the Kristen Bells and Johnny Depps...

Sort of mainstream, but Alan Rickman.

Fictional? Severus Snape. Heathcliff. Auron from FFX.

Give me mean, dark, and snarky. Also with a big ****. And preferably a good twenty years older than me.

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I thought I was the only person who crushed on Auron.

However, I prefer my Alan Rickman Hans Gruber/Metatron style.

Additonally, if Vincent Valentine was a real person, my husband would be single.

MichaelYoung1976

Darlene from Roseanne (Sara Gilbert)

usernamekelly1

Orlando Bloom as Legolas...but not as any other character..

My eight year old daughter has a huge Legolas crush, she keeps asking if her ears are pointy as she wants to be an elf.

Compared to my eight year old crush she's got pretty normal taste, mine was David Bowie when he was in Labyrinth!

AllTehBeers

Sam Beckett.

If you know what he is from, you earn bonus points!

This. Also, Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

... Leaping from life to life, striving to put right where once went wrong.

Both of these.

Plus:

Rayomnd Burr

Allie_71

Boba Fett.

Truth.

firstsip

I will take "weird" to mean "outside the norm," unlike the Kristen Bells and Johnny Depps...

Sort of mainstream, but Alan Rickman.

Fictional? Severus Snape. Heathcliff. Auron from FFX.

Give me mean, dark, and snarky. Also with a big ****. And preferably a good twenty years older than me.

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I thought I was the only person who crushed on Auron.

However, I prefer my Alan Rickman Hans Gruber/Metatron style.

Additonally, if Vincent Valentine was a real person, my husband would be single.

I prefer Alan Rickman naked, in my bed. As in, ANY ROLE HE HAS PLAYED.

Really, all snarky FF men, and I could go so far as to say "moody" and include Sephiroth... Cloud to an extent, but I'm not a big fan of blondes. BUT I LIKE 'EM OLD.

Really, Lea, I think we should just be each other's crushes... not that you fulfill the "old," but definitely the mean and snarky.

Also, to others: I understand if a "crush" is weird to you because they're not your type... but sorry, if someone has been voted "Sexiest Man in the World," THAT'S CALLED CONVENTIONAL.

My0WNinspiration

Smurfette

oregonzoo

I will take "weird" to mean "outside the norm," unlike the Kristen Bells and Johnny Depps...

Sort of mainstream, but Alan Rickman.

Fictional? Severus Snape. Heathcliff. Auron from FFX.

Give me mean, dark, and snarky. Also with a big ****. And preferably a good twenty years older than me.

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I thought I was the only person who crushed on Auron.

However, I prefer my Alan Rickman Hans Gruber/Metatron style.

Additonally, if Vincent Valentine was a real person, my husband would be single.

I prefer Alan Rickman naked, in my bed. As in, ANY ROLE HE HAS PLAYED.

Really, all snarky FF men, and I could go so far as to say "moody" and include Sephiroth... Cloud to an extent, but I'm not a big fan of blondes. BUT I LIKE 'EM OLD.

Really, Lea, I think we should just be each other's crushes... not that you fulfill the "old," but definitely the mean and snarky.

Also, to others: I understand if a "crush" is weird to you because they're not your type... but sorry, if someone has been voted "Sexiest Man in the World," THAT'S CALLED CONVENTIONAL.

HA! I was just going to say "if your entry is anybody who has ever been on "People's 50 most beautiful people" you may want to dig deeper..

louisel809

Adam richman.
Steve Martin.
Ron Weasley.
Sheldon.

ElizaRoche

Smurfette

My0WNinspiration

Smurfette

:blushing:

ashleen7

Morgan Freeman.
Jeremy Piven but only as Ari from Entourage.

Mariannewww

Richard ayoade -

"I came here to kick *kitten* and drink milk - and I just finished my milk"
LOVE

whierd

Felicia Day...mmmm

Lucia120382

This was my crush for ages Priest Ralph from The Thorn Birds

RaeLB

influential social and political theorists - their knowledge is super attractive
and many of my male professors and teaching assistants - crossing the line with authority figures (haven't acted on it but a girl can fantasize :bigsmile: )

Stogie40

Ok, one more. I got crap from my buddies, but Helga from American Gladiators. Very nice.

KCoolBeanz

Sterling Malory Archer.

All. Day. Long.