The Peanut Conundrum

Blastastic
Blastastic Posts: 280 Member
edited January 10 in Chit-Chat
So, say your in the restroom and you are doing your "dooty". When you finish your business and flush, have you ever noticed one lone peanut left in the bottom of the toilet? The conundrum begins! Do you flush again wasting another 1.5 gallons or do you leave it for the next user to conserve water? Conservationists nightmare! Wasting water for one peanut is pretty bad. But, on the other hand it is pretty disgusting seeing left overs from the previous user. This could be generally associated with any foreign matter left over.
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Sacrifice the water! I don't want to see that ****! :laugh:
  • Its a sad reminder that we should chew our food better. That, and corn.
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    Flush the lingerer.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    If it's not a full load, why flush at all?
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    Flush it!
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    this is how crunchy gets the name "low calorie" peanut butter.
  • SatchGallamax
    SatchGallamax Posts: 549 Member
    If I walk in and see that someone has not properly flushed, I will flush it prior to doing any flushing of my own. So, really I'm just negating any water conserving efforts they had.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    I leave the surprise in there.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I prefer to fill the bowl to the rim with toilet paper in order to not waste the flush. The extra matter should also help to pull the peanut down with it if it is, in fact, destined to be flushed.
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
    Why does this remind me of Austin Powers??:tongue:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I leave the surprise in there.

    I've never thought of the toilet as a box of Cracker Jack's. Jus' sayin'.
  • beernpizza
    beernpizza Posts: 431 Member
    If I walk in and see that someone has not properly flushed, I will flush it prior to doing any flushing of my own. So, really I'm just negating any water conserving efforts they had.

    This. I'm not going to pee on someones poop. I want to start with a clean slate.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    If I walk in and see that someone has not properly flushed, I will flush it prior to doing any flushing of my own. So, really I'm just negating any water conserving efforts they had.

    This. I'm not going to pee on someones poop. I want to start with a clean slate.

    See, this must be the difference between men and women. I would be grateful for the the target practice.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    imagespoop-in-clean-water_small.jpg
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    If I walk in and see that someone has not properly flushed, I will flush it prior to doing any flushing of my own. So, really I'm just negating any water conserving efforts they had.

    This. I'm not going to pee on someones poop. I want to start with a clean slate.

    See, this must be the difference between men and women. I would be grateful for the the target practice.

    Well see, you're at less risk of getting splashed. You can pee from a safe distance.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    It's not a game? I thought I must one up the shrapnel left in the bunker by the previous soldier and in turn, the next man in has got to try and out do mine. Have I been doing it wrong?
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    imagespoop-in-clean-water_small.jpg

    GTFO! BAHAHAHAHA...

    I cannot go anywhere except in my own place. No issues there.
  • SatchGallamax
    SatchGallamax Posts: 549 Member
    If I walk in and see that someone has not properly flushed, I will flush it prior to doing any flushing of my own. So, really I'm just negating any water conserving efforts they had.

    This. I'm not going to pee on someones poop. I want to start with a clean slate.

    See, this must be the difference between men and women. I would be grateful for the the target practice.

    Well see, you're at less risk of getting splashed. You can pee from a safe distance.

    Mmmhm.
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    Stop eating peanuts.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    I think the bigger question here is whether we go back to our food diary and deduct the peanut. Is it better to just eyeball it since it's in the toilet, or should we fish it out (with latex gloves of course!) and then weigh it, and the log the calories in negative?
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    peanuts are typically contaminated with aflatoxin (B1 is worst), a byproduct from the mold aspergillus flavis, and this compound is one of the most hepatoxic and carcinogenic compounds known. Almost all the peanuts you eat will have measurable quantities.

    peanuts, therefore should not be consumed.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    peanuts are typically contaminated with aflatoxin (B1 is worst), a byproduct from the mold aspergillus flavis, and this compound is one of the most hepatoxic and carcinogenic compounds known. Almost all the peanuts you eat will have measurable quantities.

    peanuts, therefore should not be consumed.

    This can't be true. All nut eating creatures that I have seen are slender and fit.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    peanuts are typically contaminated with aflatoxin (B1 is worst), a byproduct from the mold aspergillus flavis, and this compound is one of the most hepatoxic and carcinogenic compounds known. Almost all the peanuts you eat will have measurable quantities.

    peanuts, therefore should not be consumed.

    This can't be true. All nut eating creatures that I have seen are slender and fit

    got me...true until the last statement though...
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    No more flush jokes, and I mean it!

    ....

    Does anybody want a peanut?
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    never mind
  • ladyrider55
    ladyrider55 Posts: 316 Member
    What a funny question to ask! :laugh: When I enter the restroom and see a little left behind in the toilet I think "oh someone pooped & that little bugger got left behind"!! lol :laugh: :bigsmile: :devil: :wink:
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    When I moved into my house. There as a penny in the bottom of the toilet bowl.

    To this day there is still a penny in the bottom of that bowl. I say leave the peanut to its faith.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Actually... I've heard that those little yellow "peanuts" or "corn" or whatever you call it is actually calcium deposits from consuming more than necessary. So....


    NSV?
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
    I leave the surprise in there.

    I've never thought of the toilet as a box of Cracker Jack's. Jus' sayin'.

    You used to be a husky, but now you're a kitty (from what I can see of your profile pic)
    :wink:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I leave the surprise in there.

    I've never thought of the toilet as a box of Cracker Jack's. Jus' sayin'.

    You used to be a husky, but now you're a kitty (from what I can see of your profile pic)
    :wink:

    Yes, my lifestyle change has been quite dramatic, wouldn't you say? LOL!
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