Something horrible happened to me today.

whierd
whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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I stopped and bought salsa on my way home from work. I was thinking, "Eff yeah!! I'm gonna get festive tonight!!!" :drinker:

I got home, went to the pantry....

Out of tortilla chips. :noway: :sad: :grumble:
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  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
    That may be the saddest thing I have ever heard! :P
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Need me to call someone for you? I'd hate for you to be alone at a time like this.
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    I am so sorry for your loss. We are all here for you. Take care of yourself in this moment of grief. :sad: :sad:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I don't think I should be alone tonight...

    Please....someone call the whaambulance. :cry:
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    I know that feel bro, when I got home today I buttered two piece of bread smothered them in hp sauce and added a few slices of cheese only for there to be no bacon in the fridge.
  • tehzephyrsong
    tehzephyrsong Posts: 435 Member
    Sad! :c I've eaten salsa with a spoon before, though, so if you're as shameless as I am all is not yet lost.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I know that feel bro, when I got home today I buttered two piece of bread smothered them in hp sauce and added a few slices of cheese only for there to be no bacon in the fridge.

    There ought to be a law!!!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Sad! :c I've eaten salsa with a spoon before, though, so if you're as shameless as I am all is not yet lost.

    I may or may not have tipped the jar to my lips a few times.
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    whambulance.jpg
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    I went to the grocery store for some groceries on my lunch break, got something I could just heat up for lunch, and got back to the office only to remember that my boss took the microwave last week. :sad:

    I had to leave the office AGAIN to go get a sandwich. :sad:
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    Rock an omelet...problem solved.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I went to the grocery store for some groceries on my lunch break, got something I could just heat up for lunch, and got back to the office only to remember that my boss took the microwave last week. :sad:

    I had to leave the office AGAIN to go get a sandwich. :sad:

    That is heartbreaking!!!! :brokenheart:
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    I know that feel bro, when I got home today I buttered two piece of bread smothered them in hp sauce and added a few slices of cheese only for there to be no bacon in the fridge.

    Wait, everything's all fun and games until you run out of bacon. That's some serious *kitten* right there
  • firemanfive0
    firemanfive0 Posts: 228 Member
    no bacon in the fridge.

    nooooooooo say it ain't so nooooooooooo
  • btranblb
    btranblb Posts: 8
    If you have a cucumber, slice it up and use it as your "chip"! It's delicious and better for you anyways! lol
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I know that feel bro, when I got home today I buttered two piece of bread smothered them in hp sauce and added a few slices of cheese only for there to be no bacon in the fridge.

    No bacon?!?!?!? You poor thing! :cry:

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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    If you have a cucumber, slice it up and use it as your "chip"! It's delicious and better for you anyways! lol

    I hate cucumber!! How dare you suggest such an offensive thing to me!??!
  • knightreader
    knightreader Posts: 813 Member
    i'm a big fan of pretzels and salsa. i guess would probably would've thought of that on your own tho... i also like salsa on my baked potato. but those take forever to cook. or here is an idea, go buy some chips!
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    Rock an omelet...problem solved.

    Yup, or a baked potato.
  • melbatoast917
    melbatoast917 Posts: 370 Member
    If you have a cucumber, slice it up and use it as your "chip"! It's delicious and better for you anyways! lol

    Nah, I'll pass. I'd sooner fry a piece of cheese into a chip and eat it that way lol
  • _KATzMeow
    _KATzMeow Posts: 336 Member
    RUN to store and get chips, burn some calories.
  • micabrito2012
    micabrito2012 Posts: 103 Member
    Whaburger and some French Crys, comin' right up!
  • nightengale7
    nightengale7 Posts: 563 Member
    No joke, that totally happened to me last week. Ruined my entire evening. I was also out of bacon, so it was a double whammy :sad:
  • miriamwithcats
    miriamwithcats Posts: 1,120 Member
    Baked potato = seven minutes in the microwave. Be sure to poke it with a fork a couple of times so it won't explode.

    Single, know all the easy stuff.

    I also eat it with a spoon, in a bowl. ALWAYS. Get mad at Mexican restaurants for not giving me a spoon! Have been tempted to bring my own.

    Right now eating a can of garbonzo beans, rinsed, with lots of hot sauce on it.

    Easy.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    RUN to store and get chips, burn some calories.

    Puhleese!! I'd be winded and wheezing before I even get a block away.
  • _sillystring
    _sillystring Posts: 5
    That happened to me too, except instead of no chips, STALE chips, which might be worse because it tricks you into thinking that you have some when you really don't.

    I'm here for you! :D
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I will pray for you.
  • StephanieJoy24
    StephanieJoy24 Posts: 81
    bahahahaa! This is the funniest thing I've heard all week!! But only since I know the feeling well.... you can have some of mine! :flowerforyou:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    That happened to me too, except instead of no chips, STALE chips, which might be worse because it tricks you into thinking that you have some when you really don't.

    I'm here for you! :D

    That moment when you decide the stale chips won't be all that bad...then they are.
  • CassieReannan
    CassieReannan Posts: 1,479 Member
    :sad: Noooooooooooooo

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