Magic Pills

Dezmodus

I see a lot of people asking about the effectiveness of various "magic weight loss pills" and it got me thinking. What if there WERE magic fitness pills, but the side effects were terrible? Would you still take a pill that gave you insta-abs, but also horrible bowel-control (think Olestra x 10) issues? What if there were pills that made you really toned, but also really dumb? Where would you draw the line and what would you give up for the perfect body?

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

I'm barely willing to take a vitamin unless my micro for that specific nutrient (I'm talking to you, iron) is really low. I wouldn't give up anything for a perfect body. Living and the mind is the most important thing.

Except these. I'd take these.

PapaverSomniferum

i'd take abs over intelligence. any day.

living life thoughtfully and without abs sucks,

and dumb, pretty people are always so happy with life.

wolverine66

I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul

Chief_Rocka

What about 50% more muscle mass, but 50% less pen0r size?

DrBroPHD

What about 50% more muscle mass, but 50% less pen0r size?

You'd lose half a inch

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

What about 50% more muscle mass, but 50% less pen0r size?

I'd take that. Been looking to "spot reduce" anyway.

MyPsalm63

Never willing to take ANY weight loss pill!

Chief_Rocka

What about 50% more muscle mass, but 50% less pen0r size?

You'd lose half a inch

Lord knows I can ill afford that

MidwestAngel

What about 50% more muscle mass, but 50% less pen0r size?

You'd lose half a inch

stumblinthrulife

What about 50% more muscle mass, but 50% less pen0r size?

Eh, I'm married with kids. Barely get to use the thing anyway.

Cameron_1969

This magic pill takes your fat and gives it to some random stranger.. . moral dilemma, or no brainer?

sissiluv

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope.
I may never have abs you can grate cheese on but I'd never go for an instant fix that gives you aweful bowel control.
I mean...
Nuh uh.

stumblinthrulife

This magic pill takes your fat and gives it to some random stranger.. . moral dilemma, or no brainer?

Cue rationalization -

If it gave it to someone already obese, they'd probably not care/notice.
If it gave it to someone in great shape, they'd probably be much more able to burn it off quickly and suffer little/no side effects.

So screw 'em, I'm in :laugh:

Dezmodus

This magic pill takes your fat and gives it to some random stranger.. . moral dilemma, or no brainer?

oooo... interesting. very "button, button"

I'll bet a lot of people would be willing to do this one, and i have the kind of luck that i'd wake up 50lbs heavier three days in a row.


What about one that gave you biceps but all your teeth fell out?

Dezmodus

What about 50% more muscle mass, but 50% less pen0r size?

I'm fairly certain this exists and many many people have taken it. It's ok though, you can always put giant tires on your hummer and nobody will be the wiser

stumblinthrulife

What about one that gave you biceps but all your teeth fell out?

Who needs teeth to slam endless protein shakes all day?

Cr01502

Nope.

I enjoy putting in the work.

Dezmodus

miraculous weight loss but horrific and incurable body odor?

zombilishious

This magic pill takes your fat and gives it to some random stranger.. . moral dilemma, or no brainer?

Cue rationalization -

If it gave it to someone already obese, they'd probably not care/notice.
If it gave it to someone in great shape, they'd probably be much more able to burn it off quickly and suffer little/no side effects.

So screw 'em, I'm in :laugh:

A girl always feels prettier when she's standing next to someone bigger than her, so, umm, would anyone say no?

UnoDrea3732

If there was a magic pill to make me thin but it had horrible side effects - I would take it because there are pills out there that would take care of those side effects. lol