Flirting/Sexting...How??
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Troll, or someone who honestly doesn't "know"...The things that make me wonder. Nevertheless, I would recommend asking the individual who said that to you for an example
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Since I have been married 15 years the only one I have sex with is myself. So I sext myself all time. Leave myself random notes about what I am going to do to myself when I get home.
Even weirder because there is a kid in the profile pic.....
Curious why that is weird. I can't be funny because I have kids?0 -
Troll, or someone who honestly doesn't "know"...The things that make me wonder. Nevertheless, I would recommend asking the individual who said that to you for an example
Not a troll, TYVM, honestly don't know how. I was brought up in a very strict household and those "things" were not discussed ever.
@ homer - great shirt0 -
Since I have been married 15 years the only one I have sex with is myself. So I sext myself all time. Leave myself random notes about what I am going to do to myself when I get home.
Even weirder because there is a kid in the profile pic.....
Curious why that is weird. I can't be funny because I have kids?
Not weird at all. It's weird that they said it's weird.0 -
Anyone has the balls to type a sexy text message, but could you say those dirty words with your own mouth to someone? I could read the dirtiest text, story, email, message, etc ever and it wouldn't do a thing for me.
You should read 50 Shades of Grey
LMAO that should be the answer to every sex related question ever.... just go read porn novels lol0 -
HAHA!!!!! lol me to!!!! hehe except without the video games... haha JUST KIDDING no but seriously i never sext in my life...Since I have been married 15 years the only one I have sex with is myself. So I sext myself all time. Leave myself random notes about what I am going to do to myself when I get home.
Then when I finally get alone, I have a headache and just play video games.0 -
Anyone has the balls to type a sexy text message, but could you say those dirty words with your own mouth to someone? I could read the dirtiest text, story, email, message, etc ever and it wouldn't do a thing for me.
You should read 50 Shades of Grey
LMAO that should be the answer to every sex related question ever.... just go read porn novels lol
hahahahaha Its true! And I like to refer to it as an "Alternative Lifestyle" book. Try reading 50 Shades of Grey while sitting next to someone's grandma. Trust me....*kitten* gets awkward. BUT- If you're by yourself....Its a great read! :drinker:0 -
Just to clear that up all you sexting bashers that say sexting is only for people who can't say those things in real life...
WRONG! lol Sexting is like the foreplay BEFORE the foreplay!
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Sexting is just like any other kind of flirting. You just have to feel out your partner and see what turns them on. For some, a simple message like "hey sexy, I can't wait for you to get home from work....." would do. For others, you probably have to get more graphic.0
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just say "hey hotstuff...let's make a baby."
works every time, or so i've heard.0 -
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All I can say is that you know you are doing it right when the responses don't make sense and then stop for two minutes.
HA HA, or when the text starts coming in all full of typos cause they are only using one hand
exgraetbbly
WOW, I am GOOD! LOL
Yes you were! LOL0 -
See now this is an area where I could use some help too. I can always think up creative things to do but when I am asked to say it or text it my mind goes blank :-(0
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Ask my ex-husband. He tries to do it to me all the time.... :huh:
O.O oh honey!
No joke. He left me for another woman and now that they're done he thinks he can *charm* his way back into my life. NOT HAPPENING!!0 -
It is all about creating anticipation....not too much info, just innuendo and also make it clear to get the freak home!!0
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Since I have been married 15 years the only one I have sex with is myself. So I sext myself all time. Leave myself random notes about what I am going to do to myself when I get home.
Then when I finally get alone, I have a headache and just play video games.
This made my day. Too funny! Thanks!!:laugh:0 -
There is something just so sexy and erotic seeing the written words and being able to read them over and over... *ahem*
It's like interactive porn.
^^^This :blushing:0 -
I rarely text. Never sexted. Hard enough texting with two hands.0
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I have to admit, I've had some rather interesting friend requests from this topic. I wasn't looking to troll. I do appreciate the suggestions. LOL @ RoadDog0
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There are tons of websites to fit those needs too.
I barely like talking on a phone myself.There is something just so sexy and erotic seeing the written words and being able to read them over and over... *ahem*
It's like interactive porn.
^^^This :blushing:0
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