You know you're a fitness junkie when.....
CorvusCorax77
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...you realize you are totally bummed that you only got one hour for the gym today. (happened to me yesterday :sad: )
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...when you reschedule your chiropractor appointment because it interferes with your half marathon training run
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I totally feel like this, or when im running out of time at the gym and i don't want to leave yet!0
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when my kids text me to ask when I'm coming home0
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I'm texting and running... " cmon, just one more mile!"0
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When you get weight plates for Christmas.
Whe a 6 year old says "your hands are scratchy" because of calluses you got from the barbell.0 -
- You freakout when you leave your creatine at home...
- Someone "compliments" you by saying you've lost weight, and the meathead in you wants to punch them in the face...
- Your gym closing for inclement weather ranks up with your dog dying and paying taxes...
- GNC has your cell phone on speed-dial...
- You check your poo for fiber and protein content, in a public restroom...
- You name your biceps...
- You use the gym showers so often, pubes and body hair on the shower walls and floor no longer bother you...
- You can recognize your own gym shoes by odor alone...
- People sitting on gym equipment, not working-out yet talking on a cell phone is "justifiable homicide" in your opinion...
- The weight bench has your exact butt-cheek impression permanently molded into the seat cushion...
Seriously, I can do this all day.0 -
- You freakout when you leave your creatine at home...
- Someone "compliments" you by saying you've lost weight, and the meathead in you wants to punch them in the face...
- Your gym closing for inclement weather ranks up with your dog dying and paying taxes...
- GNC has your cell phone on speed-dial...
- You check your poo for fiber and protein content, in a public restroom...
- You name your biceps...
- You use the gym showers so often, pubes and body hair on the shower walls and floor no longer bother you...
- You can recognize your own gym shoes by odor alone...
- People sitting on gym equipment, not working-out yet talking on a cell phone is "justifiable homicide" in your opinion...
- The weight bench has your exact butt-cheek impression permanently molded into the seat cushion...
Seriously, I can do this all day.
hahahhaha! Why am I not surprised that you are an attorney! LOL!
i'll add to the list:
...when you are irate because your loved ones don't get that gym time is non-negotiable.
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...when you announce in your office that you won't be eating the cake because it'll throw off your macros for the day!0
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