Write a Caption for the Picture Above...

Bane_

Very simple. Write a funny caption for the picture above you. I'll start with my own.

"I lost the other half of my face, in Nam."

Update:
To make it clear which poster's picture you are talking about, you might want to include it the post.

1. Right click on the avatar
2. Select "Copy image location"
3. Paste the URL between the following tags [ img ] ... [ /img ]

Example: [ img ] www.img.com/thisimg.jpg [ /img ]
(Don't include any spaces, however)

Rum_Runner

"Wears tank tops even when is -20 degrees to show off big muscles"

Stacyplus5

Being this awesome isnt easy!!

Bane_

"I whiten my teeth with Oxyclean."

Bane_

"Your bank loan has been denied."

sissiluv

@Fifty shades of Sharp...though I guess this works for Bane too, lawls

Bane_

"Meet me behind the reference books. I'll be wearing my Star Trek uniform."

DawnVanSlim

Pimpin aint easy

Beckyloo80

Girls just wanna have fun

Bane_

damn, I left my HGH in my olther shoulder!

HA! That one wins, thus far...

@Dawn... "See me smiling? Guess where my hands are..."
@Becky... "Life just hasn't been the same since the house fell on my first sister, and my other sister melted..."

data356

Huh?

Beckyloo80

its nannie from the muppet babies!!!

I'm sexy and I know it

Linli_Anne

WASUP

DawnVanSlim

Girls just wanna have fun

@ Becky, I love Fruit Stripe Gum

rompers16

Don't f@@ with me.

Bane_

"We're smiling, because that ----er finally paid his back child support."

Tennolina

Anybody got any superglue solvent? @rompers

DawnVanSlim

@ Bane - "I ate Bruce Willis for breakfast"

Beckyloo80

"We're smiling, because that ----er finally paid his back child support."

i'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts

Bane_

"I don't always drink beer... but when I do... no I lied... I do... I need help..."

Tennolina

I'm sorry, but my give a damn is busted...

Bane_

"Is the porn director EVER going to say CUT??"

bigphatcat

GTFO, you're blocking my sun

The accountant that squealed on Capone

mtpayne5

Soprano Wanna Be

Fit_Vixen1

"I hope she falls over, I hope she falls over"!!

Vain_Witch

Keep paddling! The cops will never catch us!!

DawnVanSlim

@mtpayne - Up *kitten* creek

Bane_

"Stalking is easy. Stalking using a canoe, takes pure determination."

Beckyloo80

Winner of Survivor MFP is MTpayne

MrsPong

Edit: Person changed.

Some where over the rainbow

quellybelly

@beckyloo - The adventures of Pippi Longstocking!