Things you do at your desk that you hope nobody sees

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  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    I sit cross-legged in my chair with my shoes off, or with just one leg. I also flip people off under my desk.
    I NEVER wear my shoes at my desk.

    Me neither... my manager once made a comment about it while I was pregnant... if I hadn't been so darn narcoleptic and lethargic I may have said something back to him...
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Pick my "veggie" .. that's a vag!na wedgie.

    that gives "I love veggies" a whole new meaning!!!

    What did you have for lunch? Veggies. EW
  • Midnight_Sunshine
    Midnight_Sunshine Posts: 369 Member
    Read a book
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    Pick my "veggie" .. that's a vag!na wedgie.

    OMG...

    i was just going to type "pick my camel toe"
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    MFP
    Sing
    Pick my nose
    Flip people off under my desk
    Eaves drop on my boss (walls are paper thin hehehe)
    Doodle
  • Kellyeee2013
    Kellyeee2013 Posts: 221
    adjust my bra, text, and MFP
  • Pablito66
    Pablito66 Posts: 24 Member
    *Note to self.........."Never buy a used office chair!"
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    MFP
    Read/Write p0rn
    chair dance

    really, it's a LONG list.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    MFP
    Facebook
    G chat
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    play with my light sabre app
  • Legs_McGee
    Legs_McGee Posts: 845 Member
    Changed clothes - I like the air of danger involved
    Watched TV shows on my computer
    Fallen out of my chair - that one's not intentional
  • MariaMariaM
    MariaMariaM Posts: 1,322 Member

    Oh, and I'm wearing a dress with tights, but sitting indian style (blanket over my legs though...)

    This.
    In the summer I also take my shoes off.
    When I am on a very boring call, I get down on the floor, put my blanket down and do planks
    During said calls I might also do some squats to help pass time.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I have been a master debater at my desk......
  • RambyPandy
    RambyPandy Posts: 118 Member
    Oh, and I'm wearing a dress with tights, but sitting indian style (blanket over my legs though...)

    Hahaha ... I SO do that too! It's more comfy!
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    MFP

    pass gas (and am prepared with the spray if it's an SBD)

    snack/eat my lunch early

    read the news

    various things on my cell (text, check emails, etc)

    organize my bills

    job search
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    read on my kindle
    surf teh interwebz (mostly mfp and facebook)
    listen to my ipod and bounce around in my chair like a dork
    if absolutely nobody is around and there's no chance of someone coming by within the next 3 minutes, the occasional one-cheeker-squeaker is released... if necessary...

    ......that's really it. lol
  • MightyDomo
    MightyDomo Posts: 1,265 Member
    How about that nobody smells *eep* I try to hide my shoes in a drawer or cupboard... you'd think I have hyperhydrosis with how my feet sweat.
  • reese307
    reese307 Posts: 72 Member
    me too!! LOL
  • jen_bd6
    jen_bd6 Posts: 501 Member
    [/quote]

    that gives "I love veggies" a whole new meaning!!!

    What did you have for lunch? Veggies. EW
    [/quote]

    ^5 :laugh:
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    Shhh I'm on MFP and playing EVE as well.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    MFP
    Facebook
    G chat

    OMG GChat....for real!
  • reese307
    reese307 Posts: 72 Member
    LOL
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    Shhh I'm on MFP and playing EVE as well.

    So what you're saying is you have two jobs (and also surf MFP).
  • terra32903
    terra32903 Posts: 185 Member
    Readjust my girls. And lord have mercy if a hair gets in my bra cause I am digging that bad boy out before it drives me crazy regardless of who may see me :noway:
  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
    Flip the bird under the desk,
    MFP,
    Another message board that I admin on,
    Writing my novel (they would have a fit, LOL),
    Working with my porn partner on a collection of short stories that we have stashed in the cloud,
    Wearing Slippers. Frequently.
    and
    Making faces at managers' emails that are grammatically incorrect, badly punctuated, or poorly written.


    Did I mention I have a pretty good job? :glasses:
  • SylentZee
    SylentZee Posts: 262
    Pick my "veggie" .. that's a vag!na wedgie.

    I will never eat vegetables the same way ever again...
  • skinnyiverson
    skinnyiverson Posts: 80
    Pick my "veggie" .. that's a vag!na wedgie.

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! you have made my day :laugh: So Funny!
  • JohnnyResets
    JohnnyResets Posts: 177 Member
    A great thread.... well, I'm at work now soooooo... there you go!! Plus the occasional armpit scratching... :laugh:
  • verptwerp
    verptwerp Posts: 3,659 Member
    Change clothes after the gym

    :laugh:
  • jen_bd6
    jen_bd6 Posts: 501 Member
    A great thread.... well, I'm at work now soooooo... there you go!! Plus the occasional armpit scratching... :laugh:
    That's not REALLY what you wanted to say :)

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