my wife told me to do something on the way home...

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  • PatrickSwayzesGhost
    PatrickSwayzesGhost Posts: 300 Member
    Just go home. When she asks where the item she wanted you to pick up for her is, just say, "You know I thought about this. There is no reason why you can't get off your lazy *kitten* and go and get it yourself. I'm not your slave. You aren't the boss of me!"
    :drinker:
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    This is why I am glad that the government mandates that my line is recorded. I just call IT and have them pull the tapes.
  • Fit_Vixen1
    Fit_Vixen1 Posts: 419
    You 'Member!!!!

    It was an Enema, Depends & Anti-fungal cream.
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
    Pick up a needed ingredient for dinner. Think, gumdrop, did she mention what she was cooking?
    -or-
    Pick up takeout for dinner because she isn't cooking.

    other ideas:
    dry cleaning
    mail fom p.o. box
    get something you are borrowing from someone
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    LOL.


    Call her back and say "Honey, remember that thing you told me to get, well, I'm sorry but I can't remember how to spell it..."

    I did that once, seriously. It was something I was told to look for online and I blanked on it later.

    Genius! But what if it was something like picking up milk?


    "White Milk or Chocolate Milk? Also, they have Almond and SoyMilk, would you like to try that? I just want to get whatever you like best, Baby. :D"
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    "honey, you know what you asked me to get at the store?" "yes" "i'm so glad one of us does."
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    We're going about this all wrong.

    You're already screwed. Run with it.

    Hit the strip club and don't come home 'till morning.
  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
    Call and ask if she needs anything else. She will either say "no, just (whatever it was!)" or she will ask for something else and do a re-cap including the original item. There you go, you find out what it was and get bonus points for being extra-considerate!


    YES this!
  • ladyrider55
    ladyrider55 Posts: 316 Member
    Just call & say you had a rough day & can't for the life of you remember & pickup flowers for her just because :wink: :happy: :love: :smooched: :heart:
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    You forgot the tartar sauce?
  • Tatonka_usn
    Tatonka_usn Posts: 433 Member
    My better half KNOWS I either 1) didn't pay attention or 2) will forget even if I did listen, and therefore doesn't bother asking me for anything on the way home. Problem solved!!! :laugh:
  • Fit_Vixen1
    Fit_Vixen1 Posts: 419
    I bet this is it, right hurrrrrr.....



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    lol, don't know what it is. Google that ****, I dare ya!!!!!! LOL!!
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