The Bane of Modern Life?

Showmm
Showmm Posts: 406 Member
I just had a passing thought that seems to make a lot of sense.

The T.V. remote - would we all be in better shape and have less lousy TV to watch if it wasn't around?

If we didn't have it, we'd have to get up to change the channel. A small amount of exercise each time. Changing it repeatedly to find something good would get annoying, so we'd probably give up sooner rather than channel surf for half an hour. Giving up would mean turning it off and doing something, probably something more active than sitting and looking at a TV. Networks would have to respond by making better shows.

Discuss.
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  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    Getting rid of the remote might not solve the problems.. . .but it might narrow down the channcel selections to a lovely 12 channels again, and would get rid of a lot of garbage.

    If getting rid of the remote gets rid of Honey Boo Boo and other equally awful shows, then I will gladly go door to door collecting these items which is absolutely great exercise.

    But, in the mean time, I just cancelled my cable.
  • Showmm
    Showmm Posts: 406 Member
    Don't need a remote if you don't have cable, definitely.
  • Totally thought this was about Bane; the forums mascot badass!!
  • andyisandy
    andyisandy Posts: 433 Member
    Totally thought this was about Bane; the forums mascot badass!!
    same and to add that sounds like an excuse for alot of people. Everything in monderation even tv.
  • Showmm
    Showmm Posts: 406 Member
    Ah, sorry, not about any bane other than the general noun.


    <Forum newbie with no idea who the person Bane is>
  • Oh well not to worry, he's very funny keep an eye out......hello newbie! Xx I'm one too!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    microwave 50-60years ago there was no such thing as having a meal in less than 10 minutes. You had to warm up the oven then cook the meal. Meal prep could be expected to be 45mins or longer. That meant people prepared and ate less food. It's easier to warm up a whole box of hot pockets and eat it all in the time it would have taken you to prepare and heat up a meal. Plus portion sizes were much smaller.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    i thought this was going to be DC Comics...
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Ah, sorry, not about any bane other than the general noun.


    <Forum newbie with no idea who the person Bane is>

    Me either and I've been here almost a year
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Did someone say Tom Hardy?

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  • Deka61
    Deka61 Posts: 74
    Just get rid of the TV, and go and live YOUR life instead of watching other peoples.
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Totally thought this was about Bane; the forums mascot badass!!

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    This guy does not spend a lot of time on the couch watching TV.
  • Totally thought this was about Bane; the forums mascot badass!!

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    This guy does not spend a lot of time on the couch watching TV.
    Hahaha dies laughing.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    I totally thought Bane made this thread about himself....was expecting something funny... :laugh:
  • Superchikanthem
    Superchikanthem Posts: 362 Member
    I don't have a tv or a car and I love it! You defiantly move more and don't waste time on the tv but there are other things that can distract you *cough cough* MFP...
  • miranda_mom
    miranda_mom Posts: 873 Member
    Did someone say Tom Hardy?

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    Oh thank you for that! I came into this post only to see if there would be some Tom Hardy, and well, there he is!
  • I totally thought Bane made this thread about himself....was expecting something funny... :laugh:
    this is why I entered. disappointed
    :(
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    Nah. I watch a lot of my TV shows on my laptop. Which is in my lap. No need to move there. Expand it to "all technology" and I would agree.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    We can't really call anything a bane of life. Even with some amazing, seductive distractions out there anymore, it's still our choice of how we live.

    Think the TV is ruining America? American's don't have to watch.
    Think the Internet is ruining America? We don't have to be here as much.

    I would much rather be outside hiking, fishing, playing tennis, or working. I try to make that choice as often as possible, but I still get enticed to post on forums, play video games with the boys, or watch a few shows on TV. Again, my choice though.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Nah, I don't buy the OP's theory. She underestimates the awesome apathetic power of the general masses to do nothing, even if it means watching crap on T.V.
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    All the remote did was take the excitement away from the kids getting to change the channel manually
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,040 Member
    I just had a passing thought that seems to make a lot of sense.

    The T.V. remote - would we all be in better shape and have less lousy TV to watch if it wasn't around?

    If we didn't have it, we'd have to get up to change the channel. A small amount of exercise each time. Changing it repeatedly to find something good would get annoying, so we'd probably give up sooner rather than channel surf for half an hour. Giving up would mean turning it off and doing something, probably something more active than sitting and looking at a TV. Networks would have to respond by making better shows.

    Discuss.
    Didn't work at our house. I just sat closer to the TV and ended up getting glasses!!:laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • oohmercyme
    oohmercyme Posts: 279 Member
    Bane of modern life- forget the remote- it's the TV.
    Haven't had one in more than 8 years. My brain is much happier.
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    I totally thought Bane made this thread about himself....was expecting something funny... :laugh:
    this is why I entered. disappointed
    :(

    Same here... *Slouches out of thread*
  • PatrickSwayzesGhost
    PatrickSwayzesGhost Posts: 300 Member
    I have an older television that does not have a remote control, so I use the same stick that I bathe myself with to reach the channel and volume buttons.
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    Did someone say Tom Hardy?

    Tom-Hardy-Warrior.jpg

    Oh thank you for that! I came into this post only to see if there would be some Tom Hardy, and well, there he is!

    I would climb that man like a tree. *cold shower*
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    I have an older television that does not have a remote control, so I use the same stick that I bathe myself with to reach the channel and volume buttons.

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I have hijacked this thread...it is now about Tom Hardy.


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  • stepherzzzzz
    stepherzzzzz Posts: 469 Member
    First thing that popped into my head after reading the title

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  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    I have hijacked this thread...it is now about Tom Hardy.


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    I want to play!

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    It's the lips. Those perfect, beautiful beautiful lihuuhuuupgfhjdkgfgjsdovvbbmmmmmm.... What was I saying?