You know you've been counting calories too long when...

mizzie1980

So, the other day hubby and I were talking and somehow stumbled upon the topic of cannibalism. (no idea how or why, don't ask) My first thought was "Hmm... I wonder how many calories are in human meat?" :laugh: I have been counting calories way too long!!!

Sad thing is, I Goggled it. I couldn't find the info. No, I'm not planning on starting to eat humans, I just have a morbid sense of humor and I'm curious.

Anyway, what was your "been counting too long" moment?

KenziesFrenzies

When you get REALLY excited when a serving of Cheez-its is less calories than you thought it was.

Itzli

When your hubby eats a Whooper with cheese and afterwards your too afraid to kiss him... possible transference... LOL :laugh:

mizzie1980

When your hubby eats a Whooper with cheese and afterwards your too afraid to kiss him... possible transference... LOL :laugh:

Lol, nice!

ACepero79

When you worry how many calories you may ingest performing cunnilingus.

"I could eat a peach for hours...."

RunningMom42

When you worry how many calories you may ingest performing cunnilingus.

"I could eat a peach for hours...."

Or you want to wear a HRM during nookie to see how many calories you burned...

MrsR0SE

I was making playdough the other day for a toddler group and found myself wondering how many calories it had in it - I came very close to inputting the recipe here to check!

LeightonSays

this is by far the best topic ive seen on here. HAHAHA.

lindaamarie

soylent green!!! I learned that on here actually hahaha

TeachTheGirl

When you can remember that a serving of ranch dressing is the same amount of calories as a banana!

(I learned something last week. Huzzah!)