How do you know how many calories you burned during sex??

NewJack718
NewJack718 Posts: 45 Member
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I was just wondering, how may calories are burned during sex?
Would that be considered cardio or what?
Lot of sweat and push ups involved lol!
I need a way of factoring that into my burned calories without cheating!

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  • cinner506
    cinner506 Posts: 50
    Making Out, 30 minutes: 230 calories

    Foreplay 20 minutes: 87 calories for women, 107 calories for men

    Unclasping a bra with both hands: 8 calories

    Unclasping a bra with one hand: 18 calories

    Unclasping a bra with your mouth: 67 calories

    Strip Tease: 60 Calories

    Oral Sex: 100 calories

    Missionary Position, 10 minutes: 250 calories

    Woman on Top, 10 minutes: 300 calories for women, 130 calories for men.

    Sex Standing Up: Up to 600 calories for both people.

    *kitten*: Up to 150 calories per session.

    Orgasm: From 60-100 calories

    hope this helps
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I typically don't do pushups during sex.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    Let me know if i can help.

    :angry: :angry: :angry:

    Why are you mad?

    That's a man....thought you were a woman collector
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Let me know if i can help.

    He doesn't accept dudes!
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Let me know if i can help.

    He doesn't accept dudes!

    But I like men!
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    For 60 seconds of work? lol
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Let me know if i can help.

    He doesn't accept dudes!

    But I like men!

    So might he!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    They say you burn same calories during sex as you would in a 5 miles run.


    I just want to know who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    They say you burn same calories during sex as you would in a 5 miles run.


    I just want to know who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds!

    :laugh:
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    They say you burn same calories during sex as you would in a 5 miles run.


    I just want to know who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds!

    30 seconds is being generous lol
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I typically don't do pushups during sex.

    Right! That'd be an odd experience. Talk about multi-tasking!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Let me know if i can help.

    He doesn't accept dudes!

    Especially topless cats!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Serious reply. I just factor it into my TDEE.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    I don't log daily activity like sex, cooking, cleaning, etc. If it's especially intense and I feel hungry afterward, I eat.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Gay orgies burn the most calories.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Gay orgies burn the most calories.

    I heard sex with topless men get bigger burns.
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    Amazing, I see the same losers again!! A bunch of sensitive lames with no lives!!!

    1) You think this is an original question. It is not. Do your research. (Or if you're feeling spectacularly lazy, use the search bar.)

    2) If you think using humor when talking about sex is terrible, then by god, I feel sorry for any woman who climbs into bed with you. Must be real boring to bone and not smile or laugh or any of the real fun stuff that comes with sex.

    3) Don't eat a Big Mac and have sex. That way lies less calorie burn, more smelly naked farts.
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