Childbirth at 65

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hgam1
hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!! Another great one!

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine
was able to give birth.. When she was discharged from the hospital and went
home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while
first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!'
she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'


'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

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  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
    Some days I wonder what's worse...a 65-year-old mother or a 32-year-old grandmother.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    OH NO!!! That is too funny! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • JStarnes
    JStarnes Posts: 5,576 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:
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