vegan zombies

rmwinters
rmwinters Posts: 288 Member
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So, if there was a zombie apocalypse what would happen to the vegan/vegetarians?

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  • deceived1
    deceived1 Posts: 281 Member
    They would eat meat because, on a base level of things, it's what humans do. They wouldn't be able to have zombie thoughts about how the humans they were about to devour weren't treated fairly.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Or, they'd just be the first ones eaten.
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
    You should watch that new movie coming out "Warm Bodies". It is told from the zombie perspective!
  • ChristieisReady
    ChristieisReady Posts: 708 Member
    Well, the ones who don't eat meat because they feel sorry for the animals would certainly have a lot of carnivore-ing to catch up on.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    I'm pretty sure people aren't animals for vegan purposes because I've seen a vegan pick her nose and eat it.
  • rmwinters
    rmwinters Posts: 288 Member
    I'm pretty sure people aren't animals for vegan purposes because I've seen a vegan pick her nose and eat it.

    Ewwwww! Maybe she had low electrolytes.
  • rmwinters
    rmwinters Posts: 288 Member
    going buck wild on grass...just a funny picture in my head
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    That would be awesome! Zombie vegetarians ripping the hell out of tree bark, slamming their faces repeatedly into gardens. Hahaha. Nice. :-D
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    you know what vegan zombies crave?
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    GGGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSS
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    you know what vegan zombies crave?
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    GGGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSS

    Stop the internet. We have a winner.
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    you know what vegan zombies crave?
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    GGGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSS

    you took my joke :(

    my vegitarian (not by choice) sister-in-law has a shirt with that on it.
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    You should watch that new movie coming out "Warm Bodies". It is told from the zombie perspective!

    Boycotting that movie already. It looks like the zombie version of twilight. I just can't take hollywood messing up another monster for me.
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
    It is actually funny though.

    Saw it in a special preview. A very dry sense of humor is required, but I thought it was hysterical. It even has a happy ending!

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