I have a penis!!!!

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  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    I can't see mine yet. How can I fix this?
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    Why can I only think of the Family Guy episode where Peter goes to the doctor to ask what it is?
  • monjacq1964
    monjacq1964 Posts: 291 Member
    I'm really happy for you but I hope that sort of thing doesn't happen to me!
    I'd imagine, looking as good as you do, that you could see plenty if you so chose!
    oh god, i never thougth of that!! what if i find one??????
  • KenosFeoh
    KenosFeoh Posts: 1,837 Member
    I do, too; I'm married.
  • fotofreak01
    fotofreak01 Posts: 397 Member
    This is the greatest post I have read all day!! lol. Thanks for the giggle! :laugh:
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    NSV. That's right, I can look down and now confirm this visually.

    That is all.

    Before you lost all the weight, you had a di ckydo

    That is when your stomach sticks out further then your di cky do.
  • imtrinat
    imtrinat Posts: 153 Member
    My vote for best NSV of the day!
  • efirkey
    efirkey Posts: 298 Member
    TMI
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    IBTL

    It's sad that it will come to that, this is actually a good success story lol

    I agree... it's actually a good natured thread (for now) too :)
  • Colleen118
    Colleen118 Posts: 491 Member
    So Do I!!! Oh wait.... no that doesn't actually belong TO me...:love::blushing:

    CONGRATULATIONS on your NSV!!!:drinker:
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    :laugh:

    I'm just glad to see this isn't a thread about a woman who lifted weights and grew one.
  • EmGetsFit
    EmGetsFit Posts: 151 Member
    Mazel dong!!! ;)
  • lglg11
    lglg11 Posts: 344 Member
    How heavy did you have to lift for that to happen ???? Now Ima scared :(



    :drinker: YAY for you !!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    That IS a huge success ( I hope) Congratulations!

    Well now I know where everyone is instead of my Choose my Chocolate post. And I thought adding pics was gonna make mine soooooo popular! :cry:
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Congrats, sir. May the turtle continue to stick its neck further out.
  • x_ItNeverEnds_x
    x_ItNeverEnds_x Posts: 134
    I do too! Only it's attached to this guy i'm with. he keeps it safe for me. :)
  • MbiggsHFD319
    MbiggsHFD319 Posts: 427 Member
    Pics or it didn't happen.

    I say prove it or I'm not buyin it.... ;-)
  • WaterBunnie
    WaterBunnie Posts: 1,371 Member
    "I have a penis!!!!"


    Don't shout it too loud... we'll all want one! ;-)
  • laurasimmons
    laurasimmons Posts: 575 Member
    Nice!
  • gailmelanie
    gailmelanie Posts: 210 Member
    Fabulous NSV! I'm hoping for something similar someday; I'd like to look down and see hair without having to lift and compress anything.
  • melonyw
    melonyw Posts: 12
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! I needed a good laugh today. Thanks and congratulations!
  • Colleen118
    Colleen118 Posts: 491 Member
    I can't see mine yet. How can I fix this?

    wait until he gets home from work :glasses:
  • MumOfADuo
    MumOfADuo Posts: 294 Member
    NSV. That's right, I can look down and now confirm this visually.

    That is all.
    Good to know Ü Glad you are able to confirm it officially!!! Great job!!!! Um....keep it up ?:blushing:
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    awesome....pics or it didn't happen.
  • jessready
    jessready Posts: 129 Member
    I'm really happy for you but I hope that sort of thing doesn't happen to me!

    LOL :laugh: don't want it to happen to me either!
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    I can't see mine yet. How can I fix this?

    Take it out of your purse you silly girl!!!
  • viccigb
    viccigb Posts: 93 Member
    Sweet!
  • bamboozle_98
    bamboozle_98 Posts: 11 Member
    You made me spit out my water when I read the topic title!!! Thank you for that and congrats on your find!!!!
  • MizSaz
    MizSaz Posts: 445 Member
    Awesome job OP! And cheers to everyone for the best laugh I've had in DAYS!!!! :drinker:
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    I can't see mine yet. How can I fix this?

    wait until he gets home from work :glasses:

    Lol, I wish it were that simple

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