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  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
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    A reporter is interviewing the Chief of a tribe of Indians:

    Reporter: I have noticed that all of the braves wear feathered head-dresses, but they all seem to have a different number of feathers. Is there some kind of meaning behind the number of feather they wear?
    Chief: Of course there is. You see Running Deer over there? He has 5 feathers, so he F'em 5 Squaws. And Lazy Raven over there only has 1 feather, so he F'em only 1 Squaw.
    Reporter: Well, OK, but what about you? Your head-dress must have HUNDREDS of feathers?
    Chief: Me big Chief, I get to F'em ALL the Squaws!
    Reporter: Oh dear! That's horrible!
    Chief: No, No DEER!.... *kitten* too high and they run too fast!
  • lizlkbg
    lizlkbg Posts: 566
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    A chicken walks into a bar.
    Bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food here."
  • spongeh
    spongeh Posts: 152 Member
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    A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a Tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him the toothpick and the tramp goes off.

    A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and off he goes.

    There is a third knock at the door, and a third Tramp. The landlord says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."

    "No, a straw," says the Tramp.

    The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, so he asks the Tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.

    To which the Tramp replies, "Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone already".
  • Wauwa01
    Wauwa01 Posts: 19
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    OK the old ones are the best......

    What's the difference between a Buffalo and a byson?


    You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo!!!!

    Boom Boom, cracks me up every time!
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
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    WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST :

    She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

    Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

    Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

    Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

    And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
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    What do you call a black person who deals drugs?!!!


















































    A Pharmacist, you racist!
  • Deedles2012
    Deedles2012 Posts: 122 Member
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    What do you call 53 millionairs sitting around watching the Super Bowl?


    The Dallas Cowboys!
  • joeydeon1234
    joeydeon1234 Posts: 4
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    If your bored...Search NeonDeon's Channel on YouTube to watch a bunch of random videos. Thanks!
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,689 Member
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    Two cows stand in a field.
    First cow: Are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease thats going round?
    Second cow: Not really, I'm a chicken.
  • stealthSLOTH
    stealthSLOTH Posts: 695 Member
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    Rowlf: Why don't you wear shoes Fozzie?
    Fozzie: Why should I? I'd still have bear feet. Wocka Wocka Wocka!

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