YOUR sexiest attribute or make a positive comment about you

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  • krislyn84
    krislyn84 Posts: 337 Member
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    I'm overweight and hung like a mouse.

    Wait, I did that wrong.

    ^^^ lmao

    I am fluent in sarcasm and witty comebacks.
  • timpicks
    timpicks Posts: 151 Member
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    My perfectly round head.
  • 06RoadKing
    06RoadKing Posts: 1
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    :happy: My wife one night said she was finaly able to wrap her legs around me since I have been useing this app. She is 4'11''.:devil:
  • tcrisafi1
    tcrisafi1 Posts: 3
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    Everyone says my butt! Lol I think it is too big!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Got swagger.

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  • scribb
    scribb Posts: 3,659 Member
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    People say it is my butt, but I would go with my back
  • beernpizza
    beernpizza Posts: 431 Member
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    My laugh.
  • Hirgy03
    Hirgy03 Posts: 332 Member
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    I have many leatherbound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany
  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
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    I'm an EXCELLENT waffle maker. Like, an expert! You should see my waffle iron! It is the stuff that dreams are made of!
  • Vain_Witch
    Vain_Witch Posts: 476 Member
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    Most people tell me my eyes, my butt or my sense of humor...

    My doctor told me I'm really lucky because I'm a PRETTY fat girl. According to him, ugly fat girls don't stand a chance, but pretty fat girls can still get a guy. The funny part is he really did mean that as a compliment. lol
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
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    I have a really tall mast!
  • Tennolina
    Tennolina Posts: 2,413
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    I like my legs. They've never let me down.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    I have many leatherbound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

    Can I buy you a scotch?
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    I've been told I have a kick *kitten* attitude towards life.

    What they don't know is that I'm just good at keeping the evil thoughts to myself. I'm a red head...I can't be good all the time :wink:
  • stephendamour
    stephendamour Posts: 161
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    I have been told I have a great smile and sense of humor.
  • Hirgy03
    Hirgy03 Posts: 332 Member
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    I have many leatherbound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

    Can I buy you a scotch?

    I can also play the jazz-flute, and a good friend of mine has killed a man with a trident
  • Hirgy03
    Hirgy03 Posts: 332 Member
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    Most people tell me my eyes, my butt or my sense of humor...

    My doctor told me I'm really lucky because I'm a PRETTY fat girl. According to him, ugly fat girls don't stand a chance, but pretty fat girls can still get a guy. The funny part is he really did mean that as a compliment. lol

    @slchiosie: You want I should hunt this "doctor" fella down and kick the crap out of him for you? What a douche.

    Now, back to your butt........
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    I am brutally honest 99.99% of the time. No sugarcoating over here.

    Does this shirt make me look gay?

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    Does this picture make me look gay?

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  • 2credneck208
    2credneck208 Posts: 501 Member
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    I like my eyes (even though they're plain brown) and my lips :smile:

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