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Big knockers

SallyAnnNorton
SallyAnnNorton Posts: 30 Member
edited January 11 in Introduce Yourself
I have huge brass knockers on my front door, it takes me ages to clean them, can i count this *kitten* exercise?
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  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
    :laugh:
  • kelly101386
    kelly101386 Posts: 389 Member
    I am actually disappointed, thought this would be people complaining about all the black eyes they get. I know I do >_<

    Nice one OP :D
  • HeidibooJB
    HeidibooJB Posts: 62 Member
    You clean them with your *kitten*??? That must attract the neighbors! LOL
  • Rockytop_relic
    Rockytop_relic Posts: 208 Member
    Utter disappointment:mad:
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    *kitten* exercise?? Clenching?
  • Demonicdanii
    Demonicdanii Posts: 9 Member
    You clean them with your *kitten*??? That must attract the neighbors! LOL

    Hahahaha!
  • SallyAnnNorton
    SallyAnnNorton Posts: 30 Member
    Ha,ha shine em up with br *kitten* o !!!!!
  • liftingcoach
    liftingcoach Posts: 65 Member
    I believe any time you deal with big knockers, you can count a calorie burn! (at least that's what I always heard!)
  • SallyAnnNorton
    SallyAnnNorton Posts: 30 Member
    Thanks will get some good calorie burn then, hope you do too.
  • iarookie
    iarookie Posts: 140
    :laugh: OMG Soooo funny!!
    You clean them with your *kitten*??? That must attract the neighbors! LOL
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    hee.
  • gwhizeh
    gwhizeh Posts: 269 Member
    So not the thread I thought it would be.
    Well played..
  • shak29
    shak29 Posts: 114 Member
    Actually made me laugh. Thanks!
  • emmgetsfit
    emmgetsfit Posts: 203 Member
    I have huge brass knockers on my front door, it takes me ages to clean them, can i count this *kitten* exercise?


    I think it only counts as *kitten* exercise if you use your *kitten* to clean them... or clench while cleaning.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    That cracked me up. :laugh:
  • melting_away
    melting_away Posts: 42
    Disappointed....can we do knockers with pics?? :)
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    I have huge brass knockers on my front door, it takes me ages to clean them, can i count this *kitten* exercise?


    I think it only counts as *kitten* exercise if you use your *kitten* to clean them... or clench while cleaning.

    Clench while cleaning...kegels...ROFL
  • brandymandycandy
    brandymandycandy Posts: 146
    I believe any time you deal with big knockers, you can count a calorie burn! (at least that's what I always heard!)

    This is true :wink:
  • sz8soon
    sz8soon Posts: 816 Member
    You have quite a way of introducing yourself
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    I have huge brass knockers on my front door, it takes me ages to clean them, can i count this *kitten* exercise?
    If you can count that, then polishing one's knob should also count. Which means several MFP members are burning calories while they click this post.

    Boom.
  • DrBroPHD
    DrBroPHD Posts: 245 Member
    this is one of the most disappointing threads I've ever seen
  • Kadesha72
    Kadesha72 Posts: 109 Member
    Haha... I see what you did there!!!

    You could always like.... dancing while cleaning the knockers!!
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    I have huge brass knockers on my front door, it takes me ages to clean them, can i count this *kitten* exercise?
    If you can count that, then polishing one's knob should also count. Which means several MFP members are burning calories while they click this post.

    Boom.

    Just spit water on my keyboard!

    Thank. Thanks a lot.
  • BigDave1050
    BigDave1050 Posts: 854 Member
    This made me laugh so hard, and now I cant breathe!

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  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    I like a variety of knockers:
    knockers_3.jpg

    ...and here are some knobs... by the looks of them, they are well-worn yet freshly polished :
    IMG_1240-600x400.jpg
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Your knockers and knobs are....

    ...impressive!

    :laugh:
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    Your knockers and knobs are....

    ...impressive!

    :laugh:
    Why, thank you! :blushing:
    I've been told more than once that I have huge brass ones! :laugh:
  • Sballard418
    Sballard418 Posts: 153 Member
    You clean them with your *kitten*??? That must attract the neighbors! LOL

    Pictures or it didn't happen!
  • emmgetsfit
    emmgetsfit Posts: 203 Member
    I like a variety of knockers:
    knockers_3.jpg

    ...and here are some knobs... by the looks of them, they are well-worn yet freshly polished :
    IMG_1240-600x400.jpg

    I like a man who appreciates diversity! Not all knobs or knockers are created equal.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    You clean them with your *kitten*??? That must attract the neighbors! LOL

    Pictures or it didn't happen!

    (snort)
    That's a hoot.
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