Dear Abby is dead, but the Wolf Lives...Its Advice Time

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  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    I have a hot date tonight. Should I play at work the rest of the day?

    Hmmm, now what a I to make of our lunch time coffee date? I guess that not a date. *skulks away

    play at lunch, too?!? :tongue:

    Well at least I get to go first.

    can we at least go at the same time? Crap...
  • Jennisin1
    Jennisin1 Posts: 574 Member
    Sooo... the choice between a Rich, Successful Doctor with a hot body or a Rich Successful Business man with a hot body or a Cop with a hot body......

    Who do you sleep with?

    Well if these are all dudes I dont sleep with any of them. Oh this is about you? Ok..hmmm

    Doctor: youll have money and he wont be home much and having sex with nurses at work
    Biz Guy: youll have money and he wont be home much and have sex with underlings
    Cop: youll be poor, he will work odd hours and not home much and he will be having sex with drug addicted confidential informants.

    Hmmm..try an accountant.

    hmmmm... I was just curious as to who would be better in bed......
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Sooo... the choice between a Rich, Successful Doctor with a hot body or a Rich Successful Business man with a hot body or a Cop with a hot body......

    Who do you sleep with?

    Well if these are all dudes I dont sleep with any of them. Oh this is about you? Ok..hmmm

    Doctor: youll have money and he wont be home much and having sex with nurses at work
    Biz Guy: youll have money and he wont be home much and have sex with underlings
    Cop: youll be poor, he will work odd hours and not home much and he will be having sex with drug addicted confidential informants.

    Hmmm..try an accountant.

    hmmmm... I was just curious as to who would be better in bed......

    Oh.....all 3 will be bad sicne they will all be arrogant. The accountant is still the right answer.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I have a hot date tonight. Should I play at work the rest of the day?

    Hmmm, now what a I to make of our lunch time coffee date? I guess that not a date. *skulks away

    play at lunch, too?!? :tongue:

    Well at least I get to go first.

    can we at least go at the same time? Crap...

    Well played, Gold Star for u
  • Menelaus35
    Menelaus35 Posts: 35
    Should I let my beer lager for one more week knowing it will taste better, or open it up this weekend for the Superbowl?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Should I let my beer lager for one more week knowing it will taste better, or open it up this weekend for the Superbowl?

    Honestly, I think lagers are for ppl who just want to pretend to be cultured. Pop a WolfWeiser bro.
  • Menelaus35
    Menelaus35 Posts: 35
    No. Lagering being the process after fermentation....not a "lager"
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
    How in the hell do we do will of the emperor, on 25 man? They keep stunning us ffs!!!

    Are you dyslexic or British? I cant tell.

    Brill!

    Rofllllll Neither! Or am I? Kill! Not Will!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    No. Lagering being the process after fermentation....not a "lager"

    Oh, my bad, let it lager for a week and drink whiskey for the SB.
  • Menelaus35
    Menelaus35 Posts: 35
    No. Lagering being the process after fermentation....not a "lager"

    Oh, my bad, let it lager for a week and drink whiskey for the SB.

    Genius. Problem solved.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    How in the hell do we do will of the emperor, on 25 man? They keep stunning us ffs!!!

    Are you dyslexic or British? I cant tell.

    Brill!

    Rofllllll Neither! Or am I? Kill! Not Will!

    English is not your first language is it?
  • smtillman2
    smtillman2 Posts: 756 Member
    If I go to Applebee's with a large group and I give God a minimum of 10% of my salary how much am I supposed to tip my server?
  • tabinmaine
    tabinmaine Posts: 965 Member
    If I go to Applebee's with a large group and I give God a minimum of 10% of my salary how much am I supposed to tip my server?

    bahahahahaha.......
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    If I go to Applebee's with a large group and I give God a minimum of 10% of my salary how much am I supposed to tip my server?

    Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's

    also, dont go to Applebee's...REEEEEDDDDDDD ROBIN.
  • smtillman2
    smtillman2 Posts: 756 Member
    If I go to Applebee's with a large group and I give God a minimum of 10% of my salary how much am I supposed to tip my server?

    Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's

    also, dont go to Applebee's...REEEEEDDDDDDD ROBIN.

    Ah you are so wise!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    If I go to Applebee's with a large group and I give God a minimum of 10% of my salary how much am I supposed to tip my server?

    Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's

    also, dont go to Applebee's...REEEEEDDDDDDD ROBIN.

    Ah you are so wise!

    It comes with age, also I take copious amounts of LSD.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    do you even lift?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    do you even lift?

    I did take 3 weeks off to continue cutting and just started back last night. Wait, we're doing serious questions now? WTH
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
    How many kids should I have?

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