Best pick up line ever!!
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hug? like an anaconda? or python wrapping around you?
Okay, this just overtook the previous comment for weirdest mental image in a long time.0 -
"You're really hot i wanna bang you"
I've used this and it was successful lol
"I like the way your skin is stretched across your skeletal frame"
I've used this and it worked, this is my secret nerdy pick up line lol
"You look like someone I know"
Lame I know but it works lol
YOLO!! Girls can be sleezy too0 -
"You're really hot i wanna bang you"
I've used this and it was successful lol
"I like the way your skin is stretched across your skeletal frame"
I've used this and it worked, this is my secret nerdy pick up line lol
"You look like someone I know"
Lame I know but it works lol
YOLO!! Girls can be sleezy too
You're a woman. It doesn't matter if they worked. I assure you, you could find at least one guy that "Let me smell your ****" would work on.0 -
"You're really hot i wanna bang you"
I've used this and it was successful lol
"I like the way your skin is stretched across your skeletal frame"
I've used this and it worked, this is my secret nerdy pick up line lol
"You look like someone I know"
Lame I know but it works lol
YOLO!! Girls can be sleezy too
LOL that's very true!! We have it pretty easy in the pick up department but the catch is we get labeled a slut just as easily!!
You're a woman. It doesn't matter if they worked. I assure you, you could find at least one guy that "Let me smell your ****" would work on.0 -
hug? like an anaconda? or python wrapping around you?
Okay, this just overtook the previous comment for weirdest mental image in a long time.
well what was your image? something like this?0 -
LOL that's very true!! We have it pretty easy in the pick up department but the catch is we get labeled a slut just as easily!!
What's the problem? I've been called a slut many times in my life...one particular summer I even deserved it. ^_^0 -
The weirdest thing that has happened to me is a guy leaning out of his truck to yell "Heyy! Bonita!!! Heyyy!!! BONITAAAA!!!"
Not sure if I find that racist or not. I'm Hispanic.
I've never used pickup lines though. I've been with my boyfriend for a while now (~4 years), and I always just lean close and tell him he's cute0 -
hug? like an anaconda? or python wrapping around you?
Okay, this just overtook the previous comment for weirdest mental image in a long time.
well what was your image? something like this?
No, it was actually more like a giant penis snake wrapping some poor woman to a tree. Voice over of some creepy British guy saying "there to the left is the hug penis" optional.0 -
hug? like an anaconda? or python wrapping around you?
Okay, this just overtook the previous comment for weirdest mental image in a long time.
well what was your image? something like this?
No, it was actually more like a giant penis snake wrapping some poor woman to a tree. Voice over of some creepy British guy saying "there to the left is the hug penis" optional.0 -
Hey, baby. Wanna go halves on a *kitten*?0
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Here they are
1. A guy checks my inside clothing label and says, "Yep just as I suspected made in heaven."
2. A guy walks up to me and says "Hon, your hotter than donut grease"
3. A guy walks up to me and says "I've lost my number can I have yours" I said sure give me your cell and Ill put my name and number in it but I really text 9099 and gave $10 to the red cross.0 -
LOL that's very true!! We have it pretty easy in the pick up department but the catch is we get labeled a slut just as easily!!
What's the problem? I've been called a slut many times in my life...one particular summer I even deserved it. ^_^
If you're a dude being called a slut is probably a huge *kitten* compliment!! As for a girl who just likes to have a little fun every now and then... not so much!! LOL!! Life is unfair O.o0 -
Here they are
1. A guy checks my inside clothing label and says, "Yep just as I suspected made in heaven."
2. A guy walks up to me and says "Hon, your hotter than donut grease"
3. A guy walks up to me and says "I've lost my number can I have yours" I said sure give me your cell and Ill put my name and number in it but I really text 9099 and gave $10 to the red cross.
Lmfaaooo that's gold!!!0 -
The worst: He was walking around trying to look all smooth and he says to me "I got my HIV test back today...neg-a-tive" and batted his eyelashes at me.
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"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together forever"0
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Feel that material do you know what material that is, it's boyfriend material:)0
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You remind me of my pinky toe ....
short, cute, and I am definitely going to bang you on my couch later0 -
i have a hug penis
HA!!!0 -
" I believe you are on my Nice list....."
Never used it because I am married but it might get a smile if said with some panache! (Panache is a sense of personal style, not a cheese spread.....chuckling ruefully here).0 -
Worst line I ever heard that worked--Guy walked up to a girl in the bar, said " You wanna get a pizza and then F***?" When girl predictably said NO, he replied, What, you don't like pizza? She laughed and ended up leaving with him. I couldn't believe it! :noway:0
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