well here's your answer: 21 calories

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  • Rachaelluvszipped
    Rachaelluvszipped Posts: 768 Member
    Maybe if it's quick and boring haha

    Seriously. If you do it right, you can get a whole body workout.

    Squats
    Pushups
    Crunches
    Planks

    I'm sure anyone who has sex longer then 15 minutes can improvise.

    ^^yup
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    Do you bust if you got over 21?

    burst
    was a joke about the game 21/black jack also as a sexual innuendo. not a misspelling

    Woosh. :laugh:
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Did they not take into consideration "rough sex?"
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Did they not take into consideration "rough sex?"

    I doubt it. Or any other type of play either. 6 minutes? Pfft, that's so not worth it. I'd just go to sleep.
  • Amazon_Who
    Amazon_Who Posts: 1,092 Member
    Does foreplay count?
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Does foreplay count?

    I don't see why not!
  • RBXChas
    RBXChas Posts: 2,708 Member
    " this study worked off an average time span of six minutes per sexual encounter"

    Found the problem :flowerforyou:

    Six minutes? Don't get me wrong; we don't have time for marathon sessions these days, but even our quickies last longer than six minutes!
  • amruden
    amruden Posts: 228 Member
    So if someone would add another person..42 calories burn..:-)
  • ckmama
    ckmama Posts: 1,668 Member
    I'm sure you've seen this

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  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Haha they obviously haven't include people such as me.
  • benol1
    benol1 Posts: 867 Member
    Yup. That's it. Well lets just quit THAT, then.

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/sex-only-burns-21-calories-according-university-study-224521651.html

    The solution is simple - more sex more often..
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
    Crap, I've been claiming too much then... :indifferent:
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    I'm pretty sure that if i only burned 21 calories "doing the deed" my wife would have left me years ago.
    I claim at least 30, probably 35.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    I burn more than that just getting into my rubber suit...
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    They say the average sexual encounter lasts 6 minutes? People have sex for SIX WHOLE MINUTES!!??? I need to get out more.
  • pseudomuffin
    pseudomuffin Posts: 1,058 Member
    If you aren't sweaty, tired, and out of breath afterward you're doing it wrong.


    THIS! dont forget about the ropeburn either ;)

    Exactly what I was going to say! Whoever did this study must be painfully vanilla.
  • crazytreelady
    crazytreelady Posts: 752 Member
    Was this study conducted by female missionaries?

    You should still be putting in 110%, even if you're on the bottom :tongue:
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    They say the average sexual encounter lasts 6 minutes? People have sex for SIX WHOLE MINUTES!!??? I need to get out more.

    I think you're supposed to get in. :tongue:
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    That was 21 calories for 6 minutes total.
    6 minutes total?

    6 minutes?!?! So they did it twice??
  • HopefulLeigh
    HopefulLeigh Posts: 363 Member
    This study leads me to believe that I'm just horribly spoiled.

    So, basically they're saying that sex burns as many calories in the same amount of time as yoga?
  • Irish_Eyes81
    Irish_Eyes81 Posts: 808 Member
    They say the average sexual encounter lasts 6 minutes? People have sex for SIX WHOLE MINUTES!!??? I need to get out more.

    I think you're supposed to get in. :tongue:

    Lmao!!

    I think if only 21 calories are burned during sex it shouldnt be called sex, more like...oh whoops I'm done....heck shouldn't you burn 21 calories just removing clothes :P
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I would think you'd burn 21 calories just from the kissing before sex.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    I would think you'd burn 21 calories just from the kissing before sex.

    You kiss during sex? Whattaya, Casanova or somethin???
  • Irish_Eyes81
    Irish_Eyes81 Posts: 808 Member
    He said before sex =) he's safe, lol
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    He said before sex =) he's safe, lol

    Ok. I thought he was tryin' show off or sumtin'.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    That was 21 calories for 6 minutes total.
    6 minutes total?

    6 minutes? Wow. That's just....awful.

    Was my Ex a part of this study? :laugh:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I would think you'd burn 21 calories just from the kissing before sex.

    You kiss during sex? Whattaya, Casanova or somethin???

    Whoa whoa whoa!!! I'll save the advanced lessons for later!!!
  • TNR32
    TNR32 Posts: 110 Member
    Wow only 6 min??? You don't get anywere in 6 min. I must have been spoiled b/c the first 6 is just the warm-up.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Maybe if it's quick and boring haha

    ^^^ This

    Whoever these test subjects were could probably benefit from a little Kama Sutra or at least some pornography in their lives.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Was this study conducted by female missionaries?

    :laugh:

    Yep! This too. You can burn 21 calories by simply walking up two flights of stairs.

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