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What is your perverse pleasure?

dirtnap63
dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
edited January 12 in Chit-Chat
Mine is watching old celery stalks spin around helplessly when I turn on the garbage disposal. I can almost hear their little vegetable screams as they twirl around for a second, only to be devoured by the grinding teeth of doom down below. It reminds me of a cheesy scene from some B rate horror movie.



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Whats your perverse pleasure?
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Ermmmmm....
  • milf_n_cookies
    milf_n_cookies Posts: 2,244 Member
    I like to run until I throw up (or cry).
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    Wow. How funny.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Wow. How funny.

    So yours is stalking. Cool.
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    Wow. How funny.

    So yours is stalking. Cool.

    Pot meet kettle

    ETA: Don't flatter yourself
  • tanyakay87
    tanyakay87 Posts: 223 Member
    Popcorn and Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • jakeVScalories
    jakeVScalories Posts: 107 Member
    replying on fitness pal message boards during work hours
  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 391 Member
    All I can say is it don't involve vegetables...
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    All I can say is it does involve vegetables...
  • lilmisfit
    lilmisfit Posts: 860 Member
    Why in the world are you wasting good celery? :huh: That's the equivalent of throwing money down the drain. What's the point?
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Wow. How funny.

    I guess funnier then dead babies or husbands.
  • crazy4lulu
    crazy4lulu Posts: 822 Member
    i like to work in the gym lifting til i almost puke!!!! or puke and then go back for more!!! yep im sick and twisted!!!
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Wow. How funny.

    So yours is stalking. Cool.

    Pot meet kettle

    ETA: Don't flatter yourself

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  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 391 Member
    Why in the world are you wasting good celery? :huh: That's the equivalent of throwing money down the drain. What's the point?
    Celery good... Cheese bad... Which do I prefer?
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Mine is watching old celery stalks spin around helplessly when I turn on the garbage disposal. I can almost hear their little vegetable screams as they twirl around for a second, only to be devoured by the grinding teeth of doom down below. It reminds me of a cheesy scene from some B rate horror movie.



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    Whats your perverse pleasure?

    HA HA HA!!!!
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    Wow. How funny.

    So yours is stalking. Cool.

    Pot meet kettle

    ETA: Don't flatter yourself


    oh, just make out already.
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    Internet porn.... Oops, wrong thread
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    I like predicting what food will weigh before I weigh it. I've become an expert at measuring out exactly 0.6 ounces (which is the precisely perfect amount) of Dubliner cheese for my omelets.
  • BonnieandClyde29
    BonnieandClyde29 Posts: 1,026 Member
    replying on fitness pal message boards during work hours

    ^^this....anyother types of perverse pleasures are not appropiate for MFP!!! HA
  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 391 Member
    Greend71:
    Did you mean internet corn?
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Rubbing donuts on oneself, hoping to not be judge by those who may be bystanders.
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Wow. How funny.

    So yours is stalking. Cool.

    Pot meet kettle

    ETA: Don't flatter yourself


    oh, just make out already.

    Yes! i'll sit and watch you guys do that..
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Rubbing donuts on oneself, hoping to not be judge by those who may be bystanders.

    Especially Long Johns
  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 391 Member
    Is that how you lost 48lbs, rubbing them on your...
    Instead of eating them?
    Donuts... Mmmmm I remember them
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Is that how you lost 48lbs, rubbing them on your...
    Instead of eating them?
    Donuts... Mmmmm I remember them

    on my.... on my arms, legs, face!!!!
  • RhonndaJ
    RhonndaJ Posts: 1,615 Member
    It all depends upon your definition of perverse.

    ~wanders back to the gutter~
  • Yasmine91
    Yasmine91 Posts: 599 Member
    ^____________________________________^
  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 391 Member
    Can't say what I'd do with 6 ring donuts.....
  • JamieG8991
    JamieG8991 Posts: 1,203 Member
    Internet porn.... Oops, wrong thread
    Hahahaha!!!:laugh:
  • artickb22
    artickb22 Posts: 411 Member
    Internet porn.... Oops, wrong thread

    add cake and I'm down with this! Ha!
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