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  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    This is so stupid. You're wasting the internet for people that have REAL PROBLEMS!

    EXCUSE ME. did you EVEN read THE post????????//

    You are compounding your folly. Please seriously get a life and stop wasting the internet. Just get a life. Such a first world problem. In most parts of the world people don't live long enough to obtain colorectal cancer. Be thankful for your blessings.

    Wasting the internet? LMAO!
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    The It works wraps and their subsequent supplements don't really work... neither do Raspberry Ketones...

    Or maybe they do... Oh I don't know... I'm still fat and I am going to call you "ugly" because you are not and I am just jealous of you.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    When I get to feeling this way, I hug a kitten. It really shouldn't matter how much body hair you have or don't have. He should love you for you. Besides, braids are pretty.
  • 2credneck208
    2credneck208 Posts: 501 Member
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    Drink LOTS of water!!
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    i'm very disappointed in all of these responses. the OP is clearly in a great deal of pain and all that you people did was bully her. :angry:

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  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
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    Just listen to your body and eat when you are hungry. It is important to remember to do what works for YOU!
  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
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    This is so stupid. You're wasting the internet for people that have REAL PROBLEMS!

    EXCUSE ME. did you EVEN read THE post????????//

    You are compounding your folly. Please seriously get a life and stop wasting the internet. Just get a life. Such a first world problem. In most parts of the world people don't live long enough to obtain colorectal cancer. Be thankful for your blessings.

    Wasting the internet? LMAO!
    The internet was wasted a looooooong time ago.
  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
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    Inconceivable!

    I do not think that word means what you think it means.
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
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    LOOK we told you 1000 times you cant just eat below 1200 calories, it will affect your body and go into starvation mode.....and look what you went and did.... your body is eating your brain.
  • PopCorn_Said
    PopCorn_Said Posts: 119
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    Honey, if I were you, I'd wait until he was sleeping and I'd burn the house down.

    But first I'd pack the car with my stuff... and the dog. Make sure you get the dog.
  • mcshoelovin22
    mcshoelovin22 Posts: 263 Member
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    Hang em by the balls!
  • betsz1
    betsz1 Posts: 81 Member
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    I agree with you...and I have no advice. Oddly...I understood what you just said. I think you may be my sister from another mister... :huh:
  • NoExcusesAllProgress
    NoExcusesAllProgress Posts: 159 Member
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    Always wipe front to back.
  • lglg11
    lglg11 Posts: 344 Member
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    You really are a special snowflake . There is no one else in the world like you :flowerforyou:

    oh and it only hurts for a second , just stay relaxed :)
  • Ivey05131980
    Ivey05131980 Posts: 1,118 Member
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    All right!
    Stop whatcha doin'
    'cause I'm about to ruin
    the image and the style that ya used to.
    I look funny,
    but yo I'm makin' money, see
    so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
    Now gather round
    I'm the new fool in town
    and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
    I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
    so just let me introduce myself
    My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
    Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
    And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
    I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
    and just like Humpty Dumpty
    you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
    I like to rhyme,
    I like my beats funky,
    I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
    I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
    but sometimes I get ridiculous
    I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
    hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
    Yeah, I called ya fat.
    Look at me, I'm skinny
    It never stopped me from gettin' busy
    I'm a freak
    I like the girls with the boom
    I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
    I'm crazy.
    Allow me to amaze thee.
    They say I'm ugly but it just don't phase me.
    I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
    and I even got my own dance!

    The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
    Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
    Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
    Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
    Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
  • krithsai
    krithsai Posts: 668 Member
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    You're completely right to be freaked out, but freaking out burns more calories, so don't forget to eat them back.
    Hahahahahha! This is the best piece of advice ever..like forever!
  • WadeLam
    WadeLam Posts: 224 Member
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    Don't give up...you've GOT THIS!!! :happy:
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Agreed!
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    NOOOOOO I <3 your thigh gap, I want one too....
  • dodihere
    dodihere Posts: 490
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    Dressing from the juniors department does make you look childish.

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