this is the way it SHOULD be ;)

leomom72

1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

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2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel each other out.

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3. When eating with someone else, calories don’t count if you both eat the same amount.

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4. Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes any chocolate used for energy, Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten whole), and Haagen-Dazs ice cream.

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5. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one’s personal fuel. This includes (but is not limited to) Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.

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6. Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage causes calorie leakage.

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7. If you eat the food off someone else’s plate, it doesn’t count.

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8. If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get walked off.

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9. Food eaten at Christmas parties has 0 calories, courtesy of Santa.

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10. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.

SOMEONE POSTED A RESPONSE THAT SAID "Technically, any snacks & beverages consumed while watching a movie have no calories because everybody knows movies aren't real." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

weightedfootsteps

lol

fitfreakymom

I agree!

fitfreakymom

Oh and dorritos are also calorie free

ellabelle0310

Not to mention, we weigh nothing in water, so eating chocolate in the bathtub will not add to our calories!

leomom72

Not to mention, we weigh nothing in water, so eating chocolate in the bathtub will not add to our calories!

HAAAA !!! thats an awesome one !

abberbabber

Anything eaten during the preparation stages of food (tasting while cooking, licking the spoon, snagging some cookie dough) doesn't count :laugh:

Silver_Star

Also samples at grocery stores are not counted ! =P